King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[matchai]

King of The Hill is an easy game to play. There is a virtual hill in the forum and you need to say what you did to the person who currently owns the hill to get them off and you have to say "My Hill"

Example:
Person1 goes up the hill and stabs Person2 with a flaming sword causing Person2 to roll down the hill in flames. Person1 then proclaims "My Hill"!

matchai goes up the unclaimed hill and says "MY HILL"!

[TheWand]

The Wand goes up the hill and put a Wand on matchai's ass, that jumps out the hill in pain, and says "My Hill!".

[abombapoc]

Abombapoc goes up to the hill, he brings equipment he will need, once he get's there everything is beautiful so he tells thewand to sit down with him and drink some tea to the beautiful day so he does, and then he realizes he want's to live here, but thewand wont sell him the hill so he takes his glass full of tea throws it at the wands face, jumps over the table kicks him in the face, pulls a machete out of his backpack and starts hitting him with it over and over, hes still alive so. he pours gasoline on him and puts him in a barrel, pours a little bit more gasoline, then takes a match throws it in the barrel as the fire learns to control itself cause it is contained in a barrel, the wand's skin penetrates and hes screaming in agony, later on he finally dies..... hes all dust now... abombapoc screams out in victory "MY HILL!"

[TheWand]

By the way, I put some investiments on the Hill and I won some money, so I payed the Goblin Techies to explode you. The I climb up the Hill another time and say "MY HILL MOTHERFUCKERS!"

[matchai]

matchai pulls the wand out of his ass, runs up the hill and stabs abombapoc in the heart and kicks him off the hill then proclaims "My Hill!"

[TheWand]

The Wand warns matchai by pulling his ass and he go to home with Warn Level [1]. Then The Wand climbs up the cliff by the third time and says: "I AM GAY!".
Ok, he says "MY HILL!".

[matchai]

matchai clibs up the hill with his machette and slices the wand into OVER 9000 pieces and says "MY HILL!"

[TheWand]

The Wand use his magic troll wounds to restore him into 9001 parts (Now his penis is larger, thank you 1 part), now together in the shape of Yunero, who do a Omni-Slice-Cut-In-Toast on matchai who run out of the hill. Then The Wand says: "MEH HILL YOU FOOL!"

[matchai]

matchai brings 10 sluts up the hill...

the sluts and the wand go to a skanky motel and matchai say "my h111"

[TheWand]

The Wand brings 3 Super Hookers (Drow Ranger?) that do a triple Hadouken on matchai, wich burning run to the hills. I mean, to the hospital.
And then The Wand says: "don't click me at Wallmart!"