How to make lagg/lag.

[Gripen2]

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Lag
    Events
        Player - Player 1 (Red) types a chat message containing -Lag as An exact match
    Conditions
    Actions
        Unit - Create 1 Footman for Player 1 (Red) at (Center of REGION <gen>) facing Default building facing degrees

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Lag Trigger1
    Events
        Unit - A unit enters REGION <gen>
    Conditions
    Actions
        Unit - Move (Entering unit) instantly to (Center of REGION2 <gen>)

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Lag Trigger2
    Events
        Unit - A unit enters REGION2 <gen>
    Conditions
    Actions
        Unit - Move (Entering unit) instantly to (Center of REGION <gen>)

Then it should be lagging.

[Kryptonyte]

This is not JASS, it's GUI...
[moved]

[Ozzapoo]

If you want a sort of almost-crashing lag, then this is for you.
But if you only want a temprorary small lag, then this is not for you... I had this as a bug once and it lagged the hell out of everything 0.o

[nederlands]

Mmh alright, I thought we'll of 1 footmen u wont lagg THAT much, so i did 50 :p But my pc freaked out rly bad!
So please Dont test this!

[Kryptonyte]

Seems how this is done in GUI, why not just make a unit have 0 collision size, so a lot can fit closely...
Then when you type -lag, it creates 1,000,000 of those units in the middle of the map, the loading of them will make lag,
and when you look at it, it should lag, especially if you use a hero model. And it's more creative, and it'd be more fun,
having 1,000,000 heroes.

[initialD]

hmm,

just make an infinite loop for player #.
not much a bug abusing.
but he will lag for abaut 1-2 seconds for each infinte loop

function lag takes integer d7 returns nothing
loop
loop
endloop
set d7=d7+1
exitwhen d7>(how long you want him to lag)
endloop
endfunction

just a draft.
but the concept is there.
When i really feel like wanna to make people lag I will do it.
lol

[Rich Kane]

best way i found to create lag on a map was just make a unit with -10 health regen give it a max of health 1 and make it create multiple copies of its self upon death. hydra style. quite funny when u see it expand across the map

[eastonch]

gawd thats dumb.

just do

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Event :
  player red types message -lagg 

Condition :


Actions :
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
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 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
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 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
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 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
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 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG

That should do it.... mebbies...

Also, you could make it

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 Create 6000 Footmen @ region Lagg
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region Lagg 2
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG 3
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG 4
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG 5
 Create 6000 Footmen @ region LAGG 6 

so where ever they are it laggs..




Good luck in ur lagg

[Ozzapoo]

Check the dates before you post... This thread is wayy dead.