King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

I pull myself out wherever the hell you kicked me. Then, I decapitate you with a claymore (not the mine type thing...). My hill.

[TheWand]

I do a blink-slice on you.
Then I climb up the hill and says:
"FREEDOM FOR MY SIGNS!"
Or "My Hill!", depends how good is your hearing.

[Senethior459]

I throw a buffet party nearby, and invite you as the cook. While you're distracted by cooking, since you're pro at it, I claim the hill. My hill.

[Dekar]

I place a big sign telling "free beer" at some random place near the hill, then wait a few seconds till Senethior is gone, hide myself at the top using camo nettings and shout "MY HILL!"

[Senethior459]

I make Molotov Cocktails out of the beer and start throwing them at a suspicious bush on the hill, until it retreated. Then, I took over. My hill.

[TheWand]

I made you a Spaguetti w/ Bolon Spice (I love making it, it's easy to make and everybody likes). While you are eating, I pick a sashimi Knife and slash your neck. Then I climb up the climb and say:
"MY HI..."
Then a Kodo bites my ass, get the hill and says:
"Meh Hiell yo faghot!"

[matchai]

I eat the Kodo and say "My Hill"

[Senethior459]

I bludgeon matchai with TheWand's cooking stuff, until he has to be taken away by paramedics. My hill!

[UndeadxAssassin]

Undead puts a can of gas and a match on the ground so Senethior can see it, therefore burning himself into a pile of worthless ashes scattered in the dust. She then claims "My hill!"

[TheWand]

My Hill.