King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[UndeadxAssassin]

Undead uses her logic to claim the hill, as matchai is in the hospital and TheWand did not claim the hill, so she says "MY HILL!"

[Kryptonyte]

Kryptonyte bans UndeadxAssassin. My hill.

[matchai]

matchai tells Dekar that Krypto is misusing his powers as super mod and Krypto is banned therefor matchai goes up the hill and says "My hill!"

[TheWand]

A Kodo kills matchai. Kodo's hill.

[Senethior459]

Senethior459 shoots down the Kodo with logic. It's a mythical beast, and so cannot exist. Therefore, it doesn't.
So, with the Kodo gone in a puff of logic, I build a bunker in the hill and claim it.
[marquee][blinking]MY HILL[/blinking][/marquee]

[abombapoc]

Abombapoc get's tired of the senseless fighting, so he grabs his cell phone calls up his bud starts talking for three hours about senseless fighting then he hangs up calls his girlfriend and talks two minutes to say its over... then he checks his myspace and checks his facebook checks youtube, checks wc3edit.net and checks redtube.com then he finally comes up with a plan.... so he builds a Atom Bomb then grins, and he shoots the atom bomb hoping it hits the hill and you know what....
the hill explodes into pieces no more hill for anyone...
GAME OVER!
Then abombapoc says.... "If i can't have the hill... nobody can..."

[matchai]

matchai finds a shit load of useless dirt somewhere and rebuilds the hill, he goes to the top of the hill and says, "My hill"

[TheWand]

TheWand learns with the ancient magicians the art of being Gay Pro at Vampirism Beast, and sucefully bites matchai into a blood sucking vampire.
Then he goes up the hill and says:
"Fresh blood..."
Or
"My Hill!"

[Senethior459]

I destroy you with my towering skills in Vampirism Beast, as I'm an awesome builder.
Then, I once again create an awesome bunker in the hill, and claim it for myself.
My hill.

Why is everyone talking in third person, even about themselves? Am I the only one using I to describe myself in this game? Is that a rule?

[TheWand]

TheWand don't stop talking in third person, eats the bunker and do a "THIS IS SPARTA!" kick on the blue name guy. Then TheWand says "MY HILL!"