King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

I get a psychologist to talk to you, but you become more depressed and you become an hero.
My hill.

[Hmmz0r]

I pulled up the Master Sword since I am an hero, and stab your stomach for no apparent reason.

My hill!

Offtopic: I actually have an Melancholic depression, I use to keep it a secret in public though.

[Senethior459]

Haha, your sword melted! I then take the half-melted sword and cover you in hot metal. I get a new statue.
My hill!

[Hmmz0r]

I had a Fairy in my bottle, I revived. Then I checked my pocket for something to own you with, I found my Kokiri Sword. I pulled it out and OMFGWTFZOMGBBQ:ed you until you died.

[Senethior459]

The charcoals fell out of the BBQ you were beating me with, and burnt you.
My hill.

[Hmmz0r]

The charcoal bounced to you and you got burnt too.

Noones hill.

[Senethior459]

I'm already on fire, I don't think I can be burnt.
My hill.

[Hmmz0r]

I told you my secret and you went suicidal.

My hill!

[Senethior459]

However, my friends made me notice I became depressed, and I pulled myself out of it.
Then, I give you some cyanide pills, and tell you they're just a placebo.
My hill!

[Hmmz0r]

I shoot you with my watergun and say you're dead.

My hill!

off-topic: And exactly what is Cyanide pills? ^_^