King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Kryptonyte]

Super-Moderator Kryptonyte unbans KratosStrength and bans Lanaya-pwns for banning someone that I'm friends with.
Gives the hill back to KratosStrength.

[Senethior459]

I use the trigger mechanism of a gun to ignite a small explosive charge, propelling a metal slug into his head. (Let's see if anyone recognizes this...)
My hill.

[Lanaya]

Ninja's the hill, then gives it to Kryptonyte!

[Kryptonyte]

Thank you!

[Lanaya]

Yeah, of course! You are t3hh 1337-ness. You own me.

[Senethior459]

I send forum smileys, that eat you both.
My hill.

[Lanaya]

I bow down to Kryptonyte, then I self-suicided to gain access to the hill.
After I gain access, I quickly give control of the hill to Kryptonyte before dying.
My spirit watches over the hill for Lord Kryptonyte.

[Senethior459]

XD
Is there any form of suicide that isn't self-suicide?
Anyway, suicide actually didn't give you access, so I have a truckload of gunpowder delivered to the hill, light it up, and run.
*BOOM*

My hill.

[Lanaya]

By self-suicide I mean I did it myself, without my Lord (Kryptonyte) telling me to.
My spirit shoots a bullet at you.

[Senethior459]

I was wearing a cup. The shot reflects, and kills you.

My hill!