King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[omnimancer]

Your "fly" into beserk mode so I shoot you down with anti-air missles.
My hill!

[Small Sized Duck]

I go on a North Beach diet and eat you

I give the hill to Dekar!

[Kryptonyte]

Haxz0rz Dekar and sends the hill to myself.

i r ownt tehh hillz0rz ftw nuubz. lawlz?

[omnimancer]

I shoot you with anti-lulz-talk gun and uses a tiny nuke on it then give the hill to Dekar.
If you hate nukes do not open this spoiler.

Spoiler:

ARMAGEDDON: 99%!!!!

[Dekar]

Thanks
So I sit down and enjoy my always sunny hill

[Bartimaeus]

Thanks
So I sit down and enjoy my always sunny hill

*Sneaks up behind Dekar, while he's sitting on his nice chairy, dricking lime juice, and pushes him along with his chair, (and lime juice), over the hill. Dekar lands on a spikey rock, which would normally just injure him, but since it was a sneak attack, (3x damage), Dekar dies*

I'll take that chair, thanks. And that lime juice.

[Senethior459]

I pour the lime juice in your eyes. While you're screaming in pain, I stick you in a box and mail you to Ozzapoo, in Australia!
My hill.

[omnimancer]

The airplane that goes to Australia flies across the hill, I hijack the plane and drop the box that you put Bart on your head. You get knocked out and rolls down the hill.
Bartimaeus's hill!

[Senethior459]

I revive, you didn't drop the box from high. Then, I stick you in a rocket and send you to Mars. Bart is given tickets to Florida.
My hill!

[Small Sized Duck]

i lure you away with candy and a van.

I put the car on cruise control and jump out. you go off a 1000 foot cliff.

Dekar's Hill!