King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

In Soviet Russia, the hill nukes you!
My (not destroyed) hill.

[Small Sized Duck]

you haxor >.<

[marquee]i cast avatar and blood lust and become 10 million inches tall.[/marquee]

Then i eat you.

My hill (which i crush)

[omnimancer]

1: Call Russia
2: don't click me a nuke
3: Nuke the hill
4: ????
5: PROFIT!!!

[Small Sized Duck]

for step 4.??????

do you make the hill a brothel?

Because if you do.

I get the cops and they bust your ass.

GOVERNMENTS HILL

[omnimancer]

Government runs out of money to fund the hill, they put it on sale. I make them sell it to me for $1 for teh lulz.
My hi- oh wait.
*takes out nuke that I bought from russia*
*nukes the hill*
Hill is destroyed. No one owns hill and no one can. Teh end.
Armageddon: 63%

[Senethior459]

I rebuild. I also destroy all remaining nukes in the world (It's getting retarded, guys).
Also, the FBI arrested you for fraud.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

I create another nuke!
Nukes hill.
Armageddon: 76%

[Senethior459]

I stab you. A lot. (Before you launched the nuke)
My hill.

[omnimancer]

Your stabs miss and the nuke managed to hit earth.
Armageddon: 89%
The nuke's hill!

[Senethior459]

I get seriously pissed by your retarded nuke thing. It's no fun, and horribly unimaginative. I fly into berserk mode and kill you. Painfully.
My hill.