King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Lanaya]

i walk up the hill and claim is since no1 was there

My Hill !

[Senethior459]

I drop an anvil (previously suspended from a weather balloon) on your head!
My hill.

[omnimancer]

I moved the weather balloon a little and you didn't notice, when you dropped the anvil it hit you. Since lanaya was already on the hill.
His hill!

[Lanaya]

gives his hill to omnimancer for saving him

Omnimancer's hill!

[Senethior459]

I shoot both of you with an RPG.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

I put a brick wall infront of you when you were trying to shoot the rpg. You shoot rpg, rpg rocket explodes and kills you and you get buried in the bricks. I get a cannon and shoot lanaya back to the top of the hill.
His hill again!

[Senethior459]

I was too far away to be killed by the RPG explosion.
Also, the cannon misfired, exploding and taking out both of you.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

That was a fake cannon with a beach ball shaped like lanaya. The real cannon shoots water that kills you and only you because you are on fire. Even if it misfired it won't kill us. I divide the hill in half and share it with lanaya. Our hill!

[Senethior459]

I recover. I also smite both of you, lanaya because he controls part of the hill, and you for not taking it for yourself as the rules state.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

Remember pyro destroyed the rule book. I throw a dictionary at you, you get a concussion, then die.
My h- oh wait.
*calls russia to nuke the hill*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destroyed hill, no one owns it.
Neutral. The end.