King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

Chuck kills you, too. However, medical science progressed greatly in 12 seconds, and they brought me back. But not you. Since you're dead...
My hill!

[omnimancer]

You didn't notice you killed my evil twin. I thank you and stab you in the heart with a silver knife. I slam you on the ground and stab lots of long swords on you. You get nailed to the ground with 50 swords. Then I get a big rock and slam it on you. Then I get a big tree and plant it on you. Now you are locked in the ground. I take a photograph of the tree growing on the rock and make a Warning sign which says: Warning, do not go on this hill or you will be like this guy. ---> (teh picture with an arrow pointing at the bottom of the rock where you are)
My hill!

[Senethior459]

I'm on FIRE! The swords melted and the tree burnt, with the sign. I take the still-flaming tree and beat you to a flaming pulp with it.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

1: Punch senethior
2: Kick senethior
3: Stab senethior
4: ????
5: PROFIT!!!
My hill!

[Small Sized Duck]

Sigh. I hire Hulk Hogan to take you out. He sits on you and teaches you to balance checks. I then tie you up put you in a 10x10 foot room and slowly fill it with sand. The room fills and i melt all the sand trapping your ashes in glass. I put your "display" on the hill and make it the new Disneyland.

My Hill!

[Senethior459]

I pick up the glass with omni's ashes embedded in it with a crane and drop it on you. My hill.

[Small Sized Duck]

Zommg! The glass crushes me and his ashes are released!.

A Level 6 paladin cast that spell which brings him back to life!

His hill!

[Senethior459]

Except resurrection doesn't work, so he explodes, taking you with.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

You didn't notice it was a fake resurrection that you stopped, my revival is being held by a satanic cult about 9000 miles under the ground. I revive and shoot a beam of light(SHOOP DA WOOP) that kills you.
My hill!

[Small Sized Duck]

err... 9000 miles under the ground? LOL

NOT YOUR HILL