King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[omnimancer]

You killed everyone near the hill but since i was going to don't click me the V1@gr I didn't get killed. When I come back I see a fortress around my hill. I insert [Assasin's Creed] into my Uber+RL+GAME machine. I get Assasin skills and assasinate everyone in the fortress.
ILikeHacking: No! Please don't kill me, I will pay you more than they're paying you!
Omnimancer: It's my fortress now and I'm following the creed, the assasin's creed! *kills ILikeHacking*
My hill!

[initialD]

omnimancer loves to watch porns.
I lend him some porn movies he left the hill.
So it's now my hill.

[Pyro7778]

>Pyro, being a pyro, manages to make the dorment volcano(the hill) active
>Everyone around the hill dies either from lava or the ash cloud
>Senethior climbs to hill protected by his immolition
>Pyro Laughs, because Senethior has the hill until the ash cloud is down and the lava cools

[Small Sized Duck]

2 words. Chuck Norris.

My hill

[Senethior459]

Chuck killed you, too, and then left. I was hiding.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

Sene runs out of mana because I use mana burn! His immolation goes off and dies from the lava. I nuke the hill and rebuild it somewhere else.
My hill!

[Senethior459]

The lava cooled and solidified, I was safe. I found the new hill and zapped you with a laser beam from a satellite.
My hill.

[omnimancer]

I intercepted your connection with the satellite and gave it the wrong coordinates(the place where you are right now), it zaps you and you get kaboomed.
My hill!

[Senethior459]

It wasn't a death-ray, just a targeting thing, so I'm safe. I noticed it, and called off the strike. Then, I had them strafe the hill, riddling you with bullets.
My hill!

[Small Sized Duck]

you forgot about Chuck Norris. He gets you and calls you a coward for hiding.

His Hill