King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Lanaya]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
>Omnimancer pushs Jack.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
>And Jill came kicking Omnimancer's ass.

My Hill!

[omnimancer]

Jack and Jill gets angry because lanaya said that Jack broke his crown. Jack and Jill hits lanaya with their buckets, lanaya rolls down the hill and gets hurt, Jack and Jill throw their buckets and lanaya. lanaya faints. My hill!

[Senethior459]

When lanaya fainted, he slid down the hill (it's winter!) and crashed into you. He broke a leg, you broke an arm. While you were in the hospital, both of you were euthanized for no apparent reason.
My hill!

[omnimancer]

You didn't notice that I was already up the hill screaming my hill when lanaya slides down, lanaya crashes into you when you were imagining that lanaya crashes into me when I was actually already up the hill.
My hill(again)!

[Senethior459]

I dig a tunnel under you, plant a bomb, and run!
After the debris has fallen, I rebuild that section of the hill, making it more secure against tunnelers by building it on a large chunk of granite.
My hill!

[omnimancer]

You didn't notice I was hiding in your construction site and I snipe all your workers, the hill isn't fully constructed so you don't own it! I don't click me a water gun and squirt water at you, your immolation goes off and you die. I type warpten and quickly rebuild the hill.
My hill!

[Small Sized Duck]

you didn't notice you had no gold.
I type greedisgood 900000
warpten
press build then hit hill
and place it in texas and hire Chuck Norris to guard it.
Then i give him Whosyourdaddy and iseedeadpeople.

MY HILL.

[omnimancer]

I tell blizzard that you abused their cheats to hire chuck norris. They get mad at you and file a lawsuit against you, you lose your ability to use cheats and all your gold (and chuck norris). I roll $1 down the hill and you chase it. My hill!

[CheatToWin]

i punched you and you cry for mommy...
so i make a huge army team and guard at the hill...
my hill...

[omnimancer]

Uhhh that didn't make sense.
The grammar police get angry for typing like that and lock you up in grammar jail.
My hill!