King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[omnimancer]

>Omnimancer calls the referee on Pyro for disobeying the rule: Section 81ab943c Book #96, Page 765, Paragraph #3, Line #98, Sentence #5. You have to claim the hill as your own on every post.
>Referee jails Pyro and Sene for getting Pyro's help.
>Omnimancer claims hill.
My hill!

[Pyro7778]

>A) Pyro burns the referee
>B) You Die from the minefield
>C) You blown body bits are eaten by pirahannas
>Senethior reclaims the hill
>Pyro Laughs

[omnimancer]

<Pyro has broken the rule Section 81ab943c Book #96, Page 765, Paragraph #3, Line #98, Sentence #5 again!
<The hill is now neutral.
>Omnimancer claims the hill.
My hill!

[Lanaya]

The hill doesnt like you so i flicks you off to mount Everest

My hill. lol

[omnimancer]

On Mount Everest the gods like me and decide to help me. Hephaestus makes me armor and swords. Hermes gives me a pegasus to ride! I ride the pegasus with my wtfpwn armor and weapons and wtfpwn the hill. Then Zeus makes a wall of thunderbolts around the hill to protect me.
My hill!

[Lanaya]

Omnimancer had his mythology facts messed up. So he got up to mount everest, the yetis like him. they make him fur and a club. and a farmer gave you a donkey. You never reached back to the hill because u and ur donkey got wtf pwned by falling off mount everest.
( its mount olympus -_- )

My hill!

[Senethior459]

However, due to quantum mechanics that nobody quite understands, when he and his donkey got wtfpwnt, they fell off of Mt. Everest, and onto you. Ouch. Poor donkey...

My hill.

[Lanaya]

then somehow i we fell ontop of you. You, Omnimancer, and the donkey are no longer virgins and die. You all cushion my fall.

My hill! LOL

[omnimancer]

Omnimancer presses the edit button and changes the "Everest" to "Olympus"!!!
The gods like him again and destroy all of you.
My hill!

[Senethior459]

I type in O CANADA, a bear appears, and it zaps you all with laser beams from its eyes.
My hill.