King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Lanaya]

i hack and teleport out.
i bring 10 man whores though the hill with you following them. LOL

My hill.

[omnimancer]

>Omnimancer uses Phoenix Down on Hitler!
>Hitler has been revived.
>Omnimancer casts Omniblast on lanaya
>lanaya takes 500 damage!
>Hitler casts Genocide
>lanaya takes 500 damage!
<lanaya uses Summon man whore!
<Omnimancer resists the attack!
>Omnimancer casts Omnislash on lanaya
>lanaya takes 500 damage!
>Hitler casts PH34R MEH!
>lanaya takes 500 damage!
>lanaya dies.
My hill!

[Lanaya]

LOL
>Paladin uses ressurect on lanaya
>lanaya revives
>lanaya uses Kill Omnimancer
>Omnimancer dies

LOL

My hill.

[Senethior459]

>Senethior459 casts Retardation upon lanaya-pwns
>Spell failed! Target is already under the effects of the spell!
>Senethior459 places lanaya-pwns into an asylum
>Crazy Doctor uses Shiv of Healing on lanaya-pwns!
>Critical Hit! X2 Damage!
>Lanaya-pwns is dead
>Senethior459 claims the hill
My hill!

[CheatToWin]

>Everyone leaves the game
>CheatToWin takes the hill

My hill!

[omnimancer]

Everyone stole my battle system lol.
>Omnimancer gets angered.
>Omnimancer casts Flames of Anger!
>Omnimancer deals 999999 Fire damage to everyone.
>Everyone dies.
>Omnimancer is claiming the hill.
>Hill claimed.
My hill!

[Senethior459]

As previously stated, due to my constant state of immolation, I am immune to fire. I whack you with your battle system.
*HEADSHOT*
My hill.

[Lanaya]

Since you cant swim with ur constant immolation, i push u into a trench.

My hill!

[Senethior459]

You neglected to tell me if the trench has water in it. I will assume it doesn't, and climb out. (Even if it does, all that will happen to me is the fire will be put and, I'll be wet, and I'll climb out)

I dump you into the trench and fill it in with concrete, suffocating you. Even if you somehow managed to survive, the concrete immobilizes you.
My hill.

[Pyro7778]

>Pyro drenches the hill in gasoline
>Pyro lights a match
>Pyro throws the match on the hill
>The hill ignites
>Senethior remains untouched due to immolition
>Pyro laughs
>Pyro says "Now no one, but Senethior can get on the hill"
>Pyro sets a minefield in a 5 mile radius of the hill
>Pyro digs a moat around the base of the hill 30 feet in diameter and 18 feet deep
>Pyro fills the moat with pirahannas and water
>Pyro yells, "There senethior to repay you for being a tech guy for my PCI"
>Pyro leaves