King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Lanaya]

I pour some gasoline on you and light u on fire. You die.

My hill

[Senethior459]

Ha! I already did that to myself! I have developed immunity to it!
I build a really big blender, drop you in, and set it to Purée (I had to Google the alt+key for that...).
My hill.

[Lanaya]

Im so buff that the blender's blades break when they touch me. I make a hole, 1 mile long/wide. i drop u in it and cover it all with .. jello

Mh hill.

[Senethior459]

*NOM NOM NOM*
(That was the lolcats I called in to eat all of the jello away)
I saved some for you! Flambe!
*Throw*
While your face is melting off...
LOLCATS ATTACK!
My hill.

[Lanaya]

... i shoot you.

My hill! LOL

[omnimancer]

I explode the hill so you have to go off, then I rebuild the hill.
My hill!

[Lanaya]

i snuck behind ur construction and implanted a bomb in there. You dont know, so i explode the hill, with u on it.

My hill

[omnimancer]

I revive hitler to send his nazi army to the hill and kill everyone. Then I nuke hitler and his army.
My hill!

[Lanaya]

I told god that u revived hitler.
God then strikes you, you die.

My hill.

[omnimancer]

I summon the devil by using the devil smilie devil poke you with his trident, you fall down the hill.
My hill!