King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Senethior459]

I point out to them that it was a spell from Final Fantasy (Not the later ones, but the old ones like I & II, the awesome ones) and they let me go, because they used to play those games too.
I borrow some morphine and needles, sneak up, and inject you with it. While you're completely out of it, I dump you into the ocean. From a plane. Several miles above. With bloody meat strapped to you.
My hill.

[Lanaya]

im so beautiful, the sharks bring me to shore, i thank them by mutating them to breathe on land. I tell them to follow me to kill you. they kill you.

My hill.

[Senethior459]

I get some landsharks to run over both you and your mutated sharks.

(Image made by Brian Clevinger for 8-Bit Theater)
My hill.

[Lanaya]

mm i get some landKILLERWHALES!(lol) They eat both you and your landsharks. After they eat you, I did some experimenting and made my whales impossible to kill.

My hill

[Senethior459]

I do nothing to kill your whales. Instead, I drop them into a black hole. Theoretically, they might not die, but simply be transported to an alternate universe/dimension/place/time/whatever you happen to believe.
Then I garrote you.
My hill.

[Lanaya]

Before you sent them into a black hole, i made a teleporting chip and implanted it in them. Once i hit teleport they'll teleport back to the hill.*presses Teleport*. The whale sees another person on the hill, they kill you.

My hill.

[Senethior459]

They mistook you for me.
My hill.

[Red_Death]

Red_Death reveals himself to be Chuck Norris in disguise. He roundhouse kicks Senethior in the face and claims the hill for himself. Forever.

[Lanaya]

i knew you were a fake chuck norris. I call the real one to kick ur ass for impersonating him.

My hill.

[Senethior459]

Chuck Norris takes orders from nobody. He beat up Red_Death for pretending to be him, and lanaya-pwns for telling on Red_Death.
My hill.