King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Kryptonyte]

Becomes a ninja and kills you.

My hill.

P.S. Check your PM's...

[Lanaya]

I call zelda that you turned into a ninja, she kills you.

My Hill.

[wc3noob]

lanaya hates you then kills you so i come and kill lanaya my hill!!!

[Lanaya]

i replace lanaya with Karai, She kills you. (karai = leader of foot clan in tmnt(shredder's daughter))

My hill.

[Senethior459]

I use a katana and peel off your skin.
My hill.

[CheatToWin]

i called a assasin to kill you
MY HILL

[abombapoc]

I get mad, So therefore i call jesus and ask him to smite you, He say's no so i beg him... Then he say's "Fine.... Only if you be my friend" I says "Okay!!!!!!!!! that's a great deal!" and then the next morning some bad lighting strikes the hill and you go running and it strikes again... it misses you so it strikes again.. and it keeps going on until you die.... Then i find the hill plant some grass and flowers then i start growing weed and sell it to everyone who tries to take hill... and i got a bunch of crooked gangs guarding my hill... With a force field around it.... And you glare into the force field to see jesus inside hanging out with me since were best bud's......
then in victory i yell "MY HILL!" Jesus leaves cause his dad needs him, and satan kills me and says "No, Bitch it's my hill...."

[omnimancer]

I call satan to grab you and roll you down the hill like a bowling ball. I go up the hill and claim it as mine. My hill!

[Lanaya]

God got mad. His huge hand from the sky grabs you and throws you so hard down, you go to hell.

My hill

[Senethior459]

I make a tornado that sucks you up into the air. You come crashing down to earth many miles away at terminal velocity. Emphasis on terminal.
My hill.