King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Ozzapoo]

I ban the hill. It gets sad and runs away crying. No more hills.

[Senethior459]

I hit Ozzapoo with a sledgehammer until he stops trying to get rid of the game.
My hill.

[UndeadxAssassin]

Ozzapoo, however, does not like this game so continues to try to get rid of it, therefore making Senethior run after him.

My hill!

[Senethior459]

I brain UndeadxAssassin with a grammar book for making that run-on sentence.
My hill.

[abombapoc]

While senethior is braining undead i push him and he rolls down the hill into a trashcan and the trashcan rolls in the middle of the street then a truck comes up and runs over the barrel making it bounce onto a ship the ship drops the barrel off in australlia and senethior wakes up with amnesia and doesn't know who he is or where he came from.
then i laugh and say
"MY HILL!"

[Senethior459]

I recover my memories through self-hypnosis.
I make my way back to the hill, sneak up behind you, and give you an STD! (Sweeney Todd Death, not the other type of STD! )
My hill.

[Kryptonyte]

Due to the fact that everyone tries to own the hill, and it doesn't know who is loyal
to it, it becomes depressed and confused. It sells itself on the streets late at night
for cash, and then is reported to the 5-0. It gets locked in a county jail. No more hill.

[wc3noob]

due to the fact that the hill can't move by it's self and has no brain of life i kill senethior with a dagger then take over the hill MY HILL!

i hack dekar then make Ozzapoo and krypto regular members so they can never kill the hill!!!

[Ozzapoo]

I AM the hill. Nobody is king of me. The end! (No more hills.)

[Senethior459]

I dump a bunch of dirt onto Ozzapoo. Since he is the hill, I'm expanding it.
My hill.