King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[matchai]

I come from behind you and push you into the acid bombs you threw

My hill

[Senethior459]

I grab a tree to stop myself from falling, and I then kick you into the acid. Then I wash it away.
My hill.

[UndeadxAssassin]

I shoot New Years fireworks at you while you wash away that acid.

My hill.

[Senethior459]

I call the police because "THERE'S A CRAZY PERSON WITH A BOMB! AHHHH!"
My hill.

[UndeadxAssassin]

I hand you the bomb before I get caught and you get arrested in my place.

Still my hill.

[Senethior459]

I use the bomb to break out of prison. Then I steal a sight-seeing helicopter, and fly towards the hill. I jump out safely, while it crashes into the hill and explodes. Once the fires have died down, I claim it. My hill.

[wc3noob]

i whip you to death saying "no more smart ass comments for you! its my hill now! then put a magic wall covering every angle of the hill and the only one who can break it is Mr.T and every time you ask him he will just say shut up fool! and he and the foofighters will beat you up until your almost dead and he has to be alive to do it and you can't hurt him to do it you can't make him do it and you can't not be a fool to make him do it and i can't make him do it. becuase i killed him and sent him infinity light years away and he was split into 100000000000000000000000 parts and can't come back to life and open the wall no tecnologie or magic can bring him back. wc3noob is closed up in the hill forever will sexy ladies and everything he needs to live in paradise with his sexy ladies also he always see's noobs trying to get in and laughs at them and makes fun of them by mooning them and other stuff. OPEN SPOILER

Spoiler:

beat that =P i think i win =D

[Lanaya]

Wc3noob didnt know that lanaya already made a clone of Mr. T. I send the clone to attack ur magic barrier. All the girls went chasing Mr. T and you went to chase the girls.

My hill.

[UndeadxAssassin]

You however, could not resist chasing them in the end and therefore left the hill unoccupied.

My hill.

[Senethior459]

I dig a pit-trap next to the hill, and place a large amount of money over it. When you go for it, you fall down there. My hill.