King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Red_Death]

I become resurrected from the dead and reveal myself as the second coming of Jesus Christ. I use my godly powers to move the hill out from under your house. My hill.

[iamgod]

i rebirth myself as jesus's mom and nag you to death to get off of the hill. my hill

[Red_Death]

Unless you committed suicide you can't rebirth yourself. And seeing as suicide is an unforgivable sin, you can't be rebirthed as Mary. You post is fiction. My hill.

[mokarecman]

While you rejoice over your victory over the hill i come at your back silently, before you have the chance to notice my presence i have already grabed your neck and rip your trought off with my bare hands like in rambo 5

Spoiler:

After my glorious victory over your demise i rape your corpse 3 times and throw you down of the hill. MY HILL!

[Lanaya]

After raping his corpse, you receive aids and die quickly.

My hill.
I set turrets around it and it will shoot homing missiles at the next poster or anyone or thing that tries to overthrow me.
Did i mention these turrets are indestructible and will incinerate anything that tries to touch or tamper it.

[mokarecman]

W8 w8 w8 a sek. here, i always use protection !!!!
So i did not die, be gone!
This is still MY HILL!!!

[Lanaya]

W8 w8 w8 a sek. here, i always use protection !!!!
So i did not die, be gone!
This is still MY HILL!!!

No it isnt, you didnt mention it in your last post so its still my hill,
follow dah rules.

After raping his corpse, you receive aids and die quickly.

My hill.
I set turrets around it and it will shoot homing missiles at the next poster or anyone or thing that tries to overthrow me.
Did i mention these turrets are indestructible and will incinerate anything that tries to touch or tamper it.

[mokarecman]

Ahhh damn that corpse led to my demise in the end...
But all is not lost, i had planned that someone might try and overthrow me.
So i have planted a bomb in the hill programmed to go off if i die. KAboooom you dead now!

Leaving the hill masterless!

[Lanaya]

Ahhh damn that corpse led to my demise in the end...
But all is not lost, i had planned that someone might try and overthrow me.
So i have planted a bomb in the hill programmed to go off if i die. KAboooom you dead now!

Leaving the hill masterless!

You cant do anything to the hill that you have not said before when you were on the hill.. that's just cheating..should've mentioned it..

My hill.

After raping his corpse, you receive aids and die quickly.

My hill.
I set turrets around it and it will shoot homing missiles at the next poster or anyone or thing that tries to overthrow me.
Did i mention these turrets are indestructible and will incinerate anything that tries to touch or tamper it.

[Small Sized Duck]

I be gettin' Chuck Norris.

His heel.