She is sooooo blonde....

[Vegas]

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."
* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

[Dekar]

Uhm yeah... quarterback is something american sports related right? football? baseball? O.o
And what's "Sagittarius" and "TGIF"? Just asking here since I am too lazy to look them up and there are probably others who don't know those.
Anyway, I laughed like twice - nice ones

[Vegas]

Sagitarius is your sternzeichen

TGIF= Thank God Its Friday

[Dekar]

Isn't zodiac "Sternzeichen"? Or... it's a particular one? Thanks

[Vegas]

thats just one of them. i think Saggitarius is schutz

I am waag

[Senethior459]

Quarterback is a position in American football.