Whats the difference between a Solar Calculater and a Blonde?
Blondes work in the dark.
How do you make a blondes eyes twinkle?
Shine a flashlight through her ears.
What do blondes and Doors have in common?
The More you band it the looser it gets.
What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A brain tumor.
Why did the blonde get a tatoo of her zip code on her stomach?
So the mail would go to the right box.
Why did the blonde have Tire marks on her back?
From crawling across the street when the sign said dont walk!
Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
So she wouldnt get Hearing Aids.
Final Blonde Joke
A blonde a burnette and a redhead rob a house and the owners call the police so they run away. While they are running down an ally the burnette hides behind a pig the Red head hides behing a cow and the blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes. The police come and shine a flashlight at the Cow and the Red head says Moo Moo! The police shine the flashlight at the Pig and the Burnette goes Oink Oink! The police shine the Flashlight at the potatoes and the Blonde goes Potato Potato Potato! ...... The blonde got arrested O.o
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(21:00:08) Nuuby is baned
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(21:00:24) UndeadxAssassin: Banned has two ns in it.
(21:00:32) Hobbeskiller: LOL baned
(21:00:41) Nuuby: hobbes is prowh lurkah
(21:00:43) Nuuby: banned
(21:00:44) Nuuby: derp
(21:01:13) Nuuby: NO
(21:01:13) Nuuby: WAIT
(21:01:16) Nuuby: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
(21:01:27) UndeadxAssassin: /quit Nuuby
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(21:01:33) magicianx126: ???
(21:01:36) Hobbeskiller: LOL
(21:01:41) UndeadxAssassin: Anyone can do it!
(21:01:50) syle222: even me?
(21:01:55) UndeadxAssassin: Yes, try it
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(21:01:57) Hobbeskiller: yea
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(21:02:06) UndeadxAssassin: I am such a troll ;_;
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GeorgeMots wrote:No there isn't you are doing it wrong.
