12 inch bic lighter.

[Small Sized Duck]

Two guys are walking down the street one winter day talking and laughing. As they’re talking, one of the guys pulls out an enormous lighter, lights his cigarette and keeps talking.

The other guy says "Man, that is the biggest lighter I have ever seen in my life, you gotta tell me where you got it"

The guy draws deeply on his cigarette, puts away the lighter and says, "I’ve got a Genie."

"A Real Genie?" says the friend, "and you never told me? Do you think I could have just one little wish?"

The guy looks embarassed and finally says, very hesitantly, "Well, I don't see why not," and with that, proceeds to pull out a miniature bottle from his coat pocket.

Wasting no time, the friend immediately starts his wish "I wish I had one-million bucks right now," and poof! The sky grows instantly dark with the shadow of one million ducks flying high in the sky.

"What happened? I asked for one million bucks, not ducks"

"Oh," says the guy "I forgot to tell you, my Genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch Bic?"

[Hobbeskiller]

AHAHAHAH Wow I Really Did not see that one Coming!