Dead Babies (SOME SEXUAL CONTENT)

[Red_Death]

What's worse than ten dead babies in a trashcan?
One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?
Nothing.

What do you get a dead baby for it's birthday?
A dead puppy.

How do you fit a hundred dead babies into a bucket?
With a blender.

How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.

How do you stop a baby from choking?
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
You can't pick a bowling ball up with a pitch fork.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
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What do you call a dead baby on a stick?
A kebaby.

What's the hardest thing about stabbing a baby fifty time in the chest?
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What's red, slimy, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What's red, silver, and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
Can't ... a rock.

What's worse than running a baby over with your car?
Cleaning it out of your tires.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face.

What sound does a baby in a blender make?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What's more fun than spinning a baby around at a hundred miles per hour?
Stopping it with a shovel.

What's blue and can't breathe?
A baby in a Ziploc bag.

What's green and sits in the corner?
The same baby two weeks later.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dart board?
Dart boards don't bleed.

How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match. Woof.

What is red, screams, and crawls in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.

What is more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.



Feel free to add more that you know.

[Vegas]

I am pretty demented sometimes, and found some of these quite funny. I did however XXX out the ones that are just not appropriate. Sexual content and babies just isnt funny.

[Red_Death]

Haha, whatever you say. I find the choking one to be quite amusing personally.

[Senethior459]

I don't see any humor in the sex ones, they're just... messed up.

But I find the rest of these to be hilarious. Is that a bad thing?

[patrick-the-bomb]

Yeah, it probably is.

Don't worry though, the whole world's fucked up. >.<

I thought they were funny, too. lol

[Kryptonyte]

But I find the rest of these to be hilarious. Is that a bad thing?

Not really.

Just don't do it in real life, that'd be fucked up...

[Taurnil]

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

[Bl00D R3av3r]

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

sorry........ not funny

[Taurnil]

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby?

I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

sorry........ not funny

Not to you obviously, but I've made two people piss their pants laughing with that joke.