Weird Al Yankovich - Furby Prank Call (Coarse L)

[Controversy]

Pretty insane prank call, supposed this really happened. Ain't sure, should be real enough with mad Al'.

Desk Fella (Female) - M'am?
Yankovich- I'm a sir!
Desk Fella - Yes sir?
Yankovich - My name is Milton, I bought little furby for my 14 year old boy Chontsey, he's 493 pounds and I promised I'd get him a furby if he dropped 25 pounds. He's gone from 520 you know?
Desk Fella - Yes m'am-- Yes sir?
Yankovich - Listen to this furby, I'm gonna put the phone next to the furby right now, its making all kind of demonic noises and its making all kinds of cursing and gestures at me.

Furby - Listen here you little brat, I'd keeel you! Hee hee hee!

Yankovich - Did you hear that?!
Desk Fella - Yes.., yes sir.
Yankovich - It said it was gonna kill me, did you hear- hold on it's talking again.

Furby - Ooohhhh! **** me.

Yankovich - Now it's using profanities, did you hear that?!
Desk Fella - Yes sir.
Yankovich - Where is this coming from? I think we're looking at a lawsuit here!
Desk Fella - .. Where are you calling from?
Yankovich - I'm from my house right now!

Background; Furby - I'm gonna kill mommy with an axe!

Yankovich - Did you just hear that?!
Desk Fella - Yes sir, can you hold on a minute please.
Yankovich - It said it was gonna kill my mummy with an axe. What kind of crap are you people selling over there.
Desk Fella - *Silence and stammers* Wher.. Where are you calling from sir?
Yankovich - There, now it's talking again!

Furby - Shut the hell up, jack ass!
Yankovich - Listen to that, how can--
Furby - I smoke crap, woohhoo hoo!
Desk Fella - Sir, sir-
Yankovich - Listen to that, it says it smokes crap.
Desk Fella - Can I let you talk to my manager please?
Yankovich - Little furby here is promoting drug use! Yes put your manager on the phone immediately, because I'm calling the lawyer next!
Desk Fella - Ok, hold on please!
Yankovich - Yes!

Manager (Gay female act friendly voice) - Hello, how may I help you please?
Yankovich - Yes, is this the manager?
Manager - Yes it is, how can I help you.
Yankovich - Is this a decision making manager, or a patsy for the higher ups?
Manager - Sir, how can I help you. I'd try my best.
Yankovich - I have a defective furby that I purchased from you guys, its spitting all kinds of vulgar and demonic phrases and I'm about to call your lawyer to sue your ass off!
Manager - What did you say the furby is doing? And where did you don't click me it?
Yankovich - I bought it from your store..-

Furby - *Gurgle*Vahghke ayeahsh.
Yankovich - Now it's making the axes noises, hang on.
Furby - *Groaning and gurgling demonic noises*
Yankovich - Hang on, hang on and let me see if I can shake up abit and get him to talk
*Shaking sounds*
Furby - You're a little whore, hee hee hee!!
Yankovich - Did you hear that?
Manager - Sir, are you sure that's a furby doll?
Yankovich - Yes I am, and it just called me a whore, did you hear that?
Manager - I.. I.. um..

To be continued..