Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives [joke]

[Vegas]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get
another dog??

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just
think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.


And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

[Ozzapoo]

Lol Good one XD

[Bartimaeus]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

QFT. My dog gets super excited every time somebody comes home, even if they're on time. I'm surprised his tail isn't broken, considering how hard he's hit stuff.

[Ozzapoo]

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

QFT. My dog gets super excited every time somebody comes home, even if they're on time. I'm surprised his tail isn't broken, considering how hard he's hit stuff.

YOU HAVE A DOG!?

[Bartimaeus]

Yep...a great, big...er...Great Dane, XD.

Also, I was just thinking about number 12...not always...if they smell another dog on you, and you're in, "their territory", they'll sometimes get growl-y.

[Ryu]

Ture Ture but my dog like goes crazy and starts like barking and going crazy.

[Controversy]

Get a hot dog.

[CheatToWin]

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, ?If I died, would you get
another dog??

i like this one!