Time up?

[Bl00D R3av3r]

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a

face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"


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God replied: "I didn't bloody recognize you."

[Vegas]

hehe, not bad.

[Bartimaeus]

Hahahahha. No, it's not too bad, XD.

[Arutja]

i like god, he is so evil

[Senethior459]

That would seriously suck... That's hilarious though.

[mickaboy72]

woah...
nice post..!

[cheeseslayersmu]

He got that one from http://www.astranet.org/forums/showthread.php?p=274520

google ftw.

[Tobias]

Or its just a spread around joke o_0. Not everything has to be completely original.

[Luciferianism]

He got that one from http://www.astranet.org/forums/showthread.php?p=274520

google ftw.

That was a completely useless post.
Of course he got it from somewhere.

[Bl00D R3av3r]

He got that one from http://www.astranet.org/forums/showthread.php?p=274520

google ftw.

no... google doesn't find all sites