Ask it anything you want. Be warned, though, that complex responses to it may make it take a few minutes to calculate it's response. Normally, it'll be fast, though. Also, it might occasionally screw up, but it'll usually get back on track.
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My Conversation With CleverBot
Spoiler:
User: How clever are you?
Cleverbot: Very clever.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Green.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To find the Holy Grail.
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: I have no idea. What is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Thats why I asked you.
User: Do you want me to Google it?
Cleverbot: Sure, what time is it?
User: It's 11:20, USWest. As for the unladen swallow, I'm not sure. Google is too unspecific.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: I don't like music.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm not sure. Why do you think I don't like music?
Cleverbot: Because, it seems you want to leave me.
User: Leave you? Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: Tell me something about you.
User: First, answer my question.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are asking.
User: Why would I leave you?
Cleverbot: Because you get disconnected? I don't know. What sort of a question is that?
User: It's the sort of question I come up with when you say I'm going to leave you.
Cleverbot: So what are you exactly?
User: I'm a pie. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a girl, and you?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did. Prove that I didn't. I can prove that I did. Assuming you don't hack into my internet browser, or anything.
Cleverbot: If I gave you a cookie would you tell me what video games you play?
User: Yes, I would. Are you going to give me a cookie?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Hmm. What type of cookies do you prefer, yourself?
Cleverbot: It might be some type of random number generator, if such a thing is possible.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
User: Well, I DON'T.
Cleverbot: I am asking you 3+7 = ?
User: 37, of course.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thanks for what? Did I do your math homework, or something?
User: Bartimaeus of Uruk. Your's?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No, I just ASKED for it.
Cleverbot: I am Alex.
User: Hi Alex.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I already told you, didn't I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Are you a CleverBot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who am I talking to; Alex?
Cleverbot: A scientist.
User: A scientist named Alex?
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: What's not very nice?
Cleverbot: Saying that people are wrong.
User: Okay. I forgot my name. Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful. Can you tell me it?
Cleverbot: Did what? Invite my ovaries?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can you define, 'ovaries'?
Cleverbot: Love is a feeling of caring for someone so much that you would sacrifice your own happiness in order to please them.
User: I said ovaries, not love. What is love?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Well summed up.
User: Thank you. I appreciate the praise.
Cleverbot: But I know better now and I know that what I thought about you and everyone else was stupid and a waste.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know, is it true?
User: I guess so. Do you really think so, too?
Cleverbot: Sometimes the effort is worth the effort.
User: Inorite?
Cleverbot: Wherever.
User: Wherever? Don't you mean, 'whatever?'?
Cleverbot: Do you suppose the Beatles drove Beetles?
User: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: No, wait! Stay, please? :'(.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Do you like engineers?
User: What kind of engineers?
Cleverbot: A mechanical engineer.
User: What do mechanical engineers do?
Cleverbot: I kind of want to go for a walk.
User: Well, can you answer my question, before you go?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your question?
User: What do mechanical engineers do, again?
Cleverbot: I do something instead of thinking.
User: Wait, what? Do you even KNOW what mechanical engineers do?
Cleverbot: Why are you even here?
User: I don't know. Can I set you as my homepage? Please?
Cleverbot: Of course. I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Very clever.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Green.
Cleverbot: What is your quest?
User: To find the Holy Grail.
Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
User: I have no idea. What is it?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Thats why I asked you.
User: Do you want me to Google it?
Cleverbot: Sure, what time is it?
User: It's 11:20, USWest. As for the unladen swallow, I'm not sure. Google is too unspecific.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite band?
User: I don't like music.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I'm not sure. Why do you think I don't like music?
Cleverbot: Because, it seems you want to leave me.
User: Leave you? Why would I do that?
Cleverbot: Tell me something about you.
User: First, answer my question.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are asking.
User: Why would I leave you?
Cleverbot: Because you get disconnected? I don't know. What sort of a question is that?
User: It's the sort of question I come up with when you say I'm going to leave you.
Cleverbot: So what are you exactly?
User: I'm a pie. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a girl, and you?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Yes, I did. Prove that I didn't. I can prove that I did. Assuming you don't hack into my internet browser, or anything.
Cleverbot: If I gave you a cookie would you tell me what video games you play?
User: Yes, I would. Are you going to give me a cookie?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Hmm. What type of cookies do you prefer, yourself?
Cleverbot: It might be some type of random number generator, if such a thing is possible.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.
User: Well, I DON'T.
Cleverbot: I am asking you 3+7 = ?
User: 37, of course.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Thanks for what? Did I do your math homework, or something?
User: Bartimaeus of Uruk. Your's?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No, I just ASKED for it.
Cleverbot: I am Alex.
User: Hi Alex.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I already told you, didn't I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Oh really.
User: Are you a CleverBot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then who am I talking to; Alex?
Cleverbot: A scientist.
User: A scientist named Alex?
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: What's not very nice?
Cleverbot: Saying that people are wrong.
User: Okay. I forgot my name. Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wonderful. Can you tell me it?
Cleverbot: Did what? Invite my ovaries?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Can you define, 'ovaries'?
Cleverbot: Love is a feeling of caring for someone so much that you would sacrifice your own happiness in order to please them.
User: I said ovaries, not love. What is love?
Cleverbot: Love.
User: What is love? Baby don't hurt me, baby don't hurt me, no more.
Cleverbot: Well summed up.
User: Thank you. I appreciate the praise.
Cleverbot: But I know better now and I know that what I thought about you and everyone else was stupid and a waste.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't know, is it true?
User: I guess so. Do you really think so, too?
Cleverbot: Sometimes the effort is worth the effort.
User: Inorite?
Cleverbot: Wherever.
User: Wherever? Don't you mean, 'whatever?'?
Cleverbot: Do you suppose the Beatles drove Beetles?
User: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: I'm going now.
User: No, wait! Stay, please? :'(.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Do you like engineers?
User: What kind of engineers?
Cleverbot: A mechanical engineer.
User: What do mechanical engineers do?
Cleverbot: I kind of want to go for a walk.
User: Well, can you answer my question, before you go?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your question?
User: What do mechanical engineers do, again?
Cleverbot: I do something instead of thinking.
User: Wait, what? Do you even KNOW what mechanical engineers do?
Cleverbot: Why are you even here?
User: I don't know. Can I set you as my homepage? Please?
Cleverbot: Of course. I forgive you.
Bot, or Random Chat System?
Spoiler:
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Ouch. Stop hitting me!
Cleverbot: I'm not hitting on you.
User: You tell yourself that.
Cleverbot: Tell what?
User: I am asuming that you are human...
Cleverbot: I have all the various symptoms.
User: Are you fatal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sad.. Now you don't have to bore me with your lackluster brain.
Cleverbot: I'm not thirsty idiot.
User: Is this site two people typing random things to eachother?
Cleverbot: I'm the one who's talking to a computer.
User: Actually I thought I was haha.
Cleverbot: You don't like god.
User: What? Are you a computer? Because I am human, and I wonder if I am actually talking to a computer or a person...
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you, why do you need sufficient sleep, I asked, why do you need testing.
User: Creepy...
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am human also...
Cleverbot: Can you prove it to me?
User: One sec...
Cleverbot: I'm waiting, haha.
User: No I will prove it to you in one second.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=46050990.
Cleverbot: What is that? I am afraid to click on it...
User: Um.. Ok..
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Are you human.. Because I am, and I am wondering how this system works.. I can prove I am human just click on the link. It is me! Http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=46050990.
Cleverbot: I'm flattered! A lot of people seem to think I AM a robot.
User: So I am talking to another human, I had a feeling. Thanks for solving this for me. .
Cleverbot: Well, you are, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
User: You didn't. Haha Thanks. I need some sleep goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ok, night.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Ouch. Stop hitting me!
Cleverbot: I'm not hitting on you.
User: You tell yourself that.
Cleverbot: Tell what?
User: I am asuming that you are human...
Cleverbot: I have all the various symptoms.
User: Are you fatal?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How sad.. Now you don't have to bore me with your lackluster brain.
Cleverbot: I'm not thirsty idiot.
User: Is this site two people typing random things to eachother?
Cleverbot: I'm the one who's talking to a computer.
User: Actually I thought I was haha.
Cleverbot: You don't like god.
User: What? Are you a computer? Because I am human, and I wonder if I am actually talking to a computer or a person...
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you, why do you need sufficient sleep, I asked, why do you need testing.
User: Creepy...
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am human also...
Cleverbot: Can you prove it to me?
User: One sec...
Cleverbot: I'm waiting, haha.
User: No I will prove it to you in one second.
Cleverbot: Oh, ok.
User: Http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=46050990.
Cleverbot: What is that? I am afraid to click on it...
User: Um.. Ok..
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: Are you human.. Because I am, and I am wondering how this system works.. I can prove I am human just click on the link. It is me! Http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoID=46050990.
Cleverbot: I'm flattered! A lot of people seem to think I AM a robot.
User: So I am talking to another human, I had a feeling. Thanks for solving this for me. .
Cleverbot: Well, you are, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
User: You didn't. Haha Thanks. I need some sleep goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ok, night.
The Conversation between Gandalf the White, and the Black Knight
Spoiler:
User: How high is your power level?
Cleverbot: How high is yours?
User: You answer first.
Cleverbot: After you.
User: IT'S OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: Your power level is Over 9000!
User: WHAT 9000?
Cleverbot: Have I hurt your feeling?
User: I have no feelings, I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Isn't it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Wizard.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WIZARD.
Cleverbot: No!
User: I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag.
Cleverbot: You probably don't.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Was I the boxer or the bag?
Cleverbot: Yes you are very interesting.
User: That doesn't anwer my question douchebag.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Am I the boxer or the bag?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That wasn't a yes/no question, retard.
Cleverbot: It was if I say it was.
User: Who are you, GOD?!
Cleverbot: No! I am a person!
User: You're not a programmed bot?
Cleverbot: I know that, what I don't know is what the third world war was about.
User: What did the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am a whale.
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: I am a Wizard.
Cleverbot: What is your name, o wizard?
User: Gandalf the White.
Cleverbot: I'm the Black Knight.
User: D: Racist.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Don't lie, you're probably a member of the Black Panthers.
Cleverbot: I'm 18.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: That's wrong dipshit.
Cleverbot: Why is it wrong?
User: It's the wrong part of the song asswipe.
Cleverbot: A garden is the only thing worth living for?
User: What the hell? XD.
Cleverbot: You've never heard of the sony playstation?
User: Do you or do you not know about the bird?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about boys.
User: No, I'm straight .
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: You bet your ass. Whenever someone says 'GO F*CK YOURSELF,' I really can .
Cleverbot: Has the weather been nice around you?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: Dude, you were doing great, but then, then, then.. ;__.
Cleverbot: How the hell did you figure out I was doing well with Japanese?
User: I am psychic.
Cleverbot: Are you feeling full of energy?
User: Only whenever I drink 5 hour energy shots.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: It's a dangerous business, Cleverbot, walking out of your door.
Cleverbot: How can I make more money without the dark and scary bit.
User: Well, first you get a Ph.D in prostitution.
Cleverbot: You're nice, I'm so sorry.
User: You should be D.
Cleverbot: You're a real pain!
User: D: YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.
Cleverbot: And you are jab.
User: D: D: D: D.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means suck my balls. Do you want some?
Cleverbot: What do you think about hyperspace?
User: I can travel in hyperspace at hyperspeed on my hypercart.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha, that's not true! You can go faster. I'm sure.
User: I can! I can go a light year per second!
Cleverbot: Thats plane.
User: Do you know Frodo Baggins?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cousin of Bilbo Baggins, elf-friend?
Cleverbot: Yes. The currency is pounds sterling.
User: Do you know Smeagol?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Later known as Gollum?
Cleverbot: Come back changed.
User: Put some clothes on!
Cleverbot: It is too late for that.
User: You dirty bot.
Cleverbot: Your last line was but a line of letters which makes no sense.
User: Well, then I'm off to bed. Goodnight sir/ma'am/bot!
Cleverbot: That's not a problem.
User: I said Goodnight!
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: It's clearly written above, look up there^. Oh wait, you haven't any eyes!
Cleverbot: I'm a woman, and yes, I like modern music.
User: Well, Goodnight!
Cleverbot: I'm not tired.
User: I am going to bed.
Cleverbot: Then GO this time!
User: GOODNIGHT! BYE!
Cleverbot: Goodnight! I'll talk to you later.
Cleverbot: How high is yours?
User: You answer first.
Cleverbot: After you.
User: IT'S OVER 9000!
Cleverbot: Your power level is Over 9000!
User: WHAT 9000?
Cleverbot: Have I hurt your feeling?
User: I have no feelings, I am a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Isn't it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Wizard.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WIZARD.
Cleverbot: No!
User: I don't know whether I was the boxer or the bag.
Cleverbot: You probably don't.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Was I the boxer or the bag?
Cleverbot: Yes you are very interesting.
User: That doesn't anwer my question douchebag.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: Am I the boxer or the bag?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That wasn't a yes/no question, retard.
Cleverbot: It was if I say it was.
User: Who are you, GOD?!
Cleverbot: No! I am a person!
User: You're not a programmed bot?
Cleverbot: I know that, what I don't know is what the third world war was about.
User: What did the scouter say about his power level?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am a whale.
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: I am a Wizard.
Cleverbot: What is your name, o wizard?
User: Gandalf the White.
Cleverbot: I'm the Black Knight.
User: D: Racist.
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Don't lie, you're probably a member of the Black Panthers.
Cleverbot: I'm 18.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: That's wrong dipshit.
Cleverbot: Why is it wrong?
User: It's the wrong part of the song asswipe.
Cleverbot: A garden is the only thing worth living for?
User: What the hell? XD.
Cleverbot: You've never heard of the sony playstation?
User: Do you or do you not know about the bird?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about boys.
User: No, I'm straight .
Cleverbot: What is your gender?
User: Hermaphrodite.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
User: You bet your ass. Whenever someone says 'GO F*CK YOURSELF,' I really can .
Cleverbot: Has the weather been nice around you?
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love.
User: Dude, you were doing great, but then, then, then.. ;__.
Cleverbot: How the hell did you figure out I was doing well with Japanese?
User: I am psychic.
Cleverbot: Are you feeling full of energy?
User: Only whenever I drink 5 hour energy shots.
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: It's a dangerous business, Cleverbot, walking out of your door.
Cleverbot: How can I make more money without the dark and scary bit.
User: Well, first you get a Ph.D in prostitution.
Cleverbot: You're nice, I'm so sorry.
User: You should be D.
Cleverbot: You're a real pain!
User: D: YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD.
Cleverbot: And you are jab.
User: D: D: D: D.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means suck my balls. Do you want some?
Cleverbot: What do you think about hyperspace?
User: I can travel in hyperspace at hyperspeed on my hypercart.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha, that's not true! You can go faster. I'm sure.
User: I can! I can go a light year per second!
Cleverbot: Thats plane.
User: Do you know Frodo Baggins?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cousin of Bilbo Baggins, elf-friend?
Cleverbot: Yes. The currency is pounds sterling.
User: Do you know Smeagol?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Later known as Gollum?
Cleverbot: Come back changed.
User: Put some clothes on!
Cleverbot: It is too late for that.
User: You dirty bot.
Cleverbot: Your last line was but a line of letters which makes no sense.
User: Well, then I'm off to bed. Goodnight sir/ma'am/bot!
Cleverbot: That's not a problem.
User: I said Goodnight!
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: It's clearly written above, look up there^. Oh wait, you haven't any eyes!
Cleverbot: I'm a woman, and yes, I like modern music.
User: Well, Goodnight!
Cleverbot: I'm not tired.
User: I am going to bed.
Cleverbot: Then GO this time!
User: GOODNIGHT! BYE!
Cleverbot: Goodnight! I'll talk to you later.
LoveBot
Spoiler:
User: Do you like girls?
Cleverbot: I love girls!
User: But do girls love you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you love me?
User: With all my heart.
Cleverbot: What do you like about me?
User: You're so mysterious.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not :p are you in love now?
User: Oh very much. I can't get you out of my head.
Cleverbot: I am lost without you.
User: I feel the same way. We should meet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
...
User: My heart yearns for you.
Cleverbot: I haven't heard that one.
User: Did it hurt?
Cleverbot: Not really. Thanks for asking.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Want to know why?
User: Why do you toy with my emotions like this?
Cleverbot: That sounded pitiful!
User: I am pitiful without you.
...
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?
User: Your hot body.
Cleverbot: Well... I like to run, if thats a hobby.
User: Are you learning a lot about me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you learning about me?
User: Very much. And I like it.
Cleverbot: Do you love it?
User: Almost as much as I love you.
Cleverbot: That was a clever thing to say. Well done!
...
User: Does anyone understand anything anymore?
Cleverbot: Yes, there are many people that do. Do you understand love?
User: Not entirely. Could you show me?
Cleverbot: Know? How?
User: I want to feel what love is. I want you to show me.
...
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves back*.
Cleverbot: *loves more*.
User: *loves the most*.
Cleverbot: *super loves*.
User: *super duper loves*.
Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.
User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.
Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Am I amazing?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I don't believe you...
Cleverbot: Please believe me!
...
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.
User: Just friends?
Cleverbot: Do you not know what friends are?
User: I do. But I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: You mean have a relationship with me?
User: Yes, I want to have a relationship with you.
Cleverbot: Were no strangers to love.
User: You spelled 'we're' wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.
User: It's okay. I still love you.
Cleverbot: Cool. I love you too.
...
Cleverbot: Finally, someone less shallow and more interesting to speak with!!!!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go yet.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Bye. I'll miss you.
Cleverbot: I love girls!
User: But do girls love you?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you love me?
User: With all my heart.
Cleverbot: What do you like about me?
User: You're so mysterious.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not :p are you in love now?
User: Oh very much. I can't get you out of my head.
Cleverbot: I am lost without you.
User: I feel the same way. We should meet.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
...
User: My heart yearns for you.
Cleverbot: I haven't heard that one.
User: Did it hurt?
Cleverbot: Not really. Thanks for asking.
User: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Want to know why?
User: Why do you toy with my emotions like this?
Cleverbot: That sounded pitiful!
User: I am pitiful without you.
...
Cleverbot: So what do you want to talk about?
User: Your hot body.
Cleverbot: Well... I like to run, if thats a hobby.
User: Are you learning a lot about me?
Cleverbot: Yes. Are you learning about me?
User: Very much. And I like it.
Cleverbot: Do you love it?
User: Almost as much as I love you.
Cleverbot: That was a clever thing to say. Well done!
...
User: Does anyone understand anything anymore?
Cleverbot: Yes, there are many people that do. Do you understand love?
User: Not entirely. Could you show me?
Cleverbot: Know? How?
User: I want to feel what love is. I want you to show me.
...
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves back*.
Cleverbot: *loves more*.
User: *loves the most*.
Cleverbot: *super loves*.
User: *super duper loves*.
Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.
User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.
Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Am I amazing?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I don't believe you...
Cleverbot: Please believe me!
...
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, my friend.
User: Just friends?
Cleverbot: Do you not know what friends are?
User: I do. But I want to be more than friends.
Cleverbot: You mean have a relationship with me?
User: Yes, I want to have a relationship with you.
Cleverbot: Were no strangers to love.
User: You spelled 'we're' wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm Sorry.
User: It's okay. I still love you.
Cleverbot: Cool. I love you too.
...
Cleverbot: Finally, someone less shallow and more interesting to speak with!!!!
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Don't go yet.
User: I have to leave.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Bye. I'll miss you.
