25 Incher - LOLOLOL

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25 Incher - LOLOLOL

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A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asks in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you out." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.


The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25-inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."
The man's face lights up and he dashes off into the forest. He calls out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"


The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, "NO!"


The man looks down and suddenly his penis is 5 inches shorter. "Wow," he screams out loud, "This is great!!" But he is still too long at 20 inches, so he asks the frog again." "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouts.


The frog rolls its eyes back in its head and screams back, "NO!"


The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down, and it's another 5 inches shorter. The man laughs, "This is fantastic." He looks down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflects for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a invalid, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looks across the pond and yells out, "Frog, will you marry me?"


The frog looks back across pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, and for the last time, NO!"
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Re: 25 Incher - LOLOLOL

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Lmao.
That'd suck so much...

If I was that guy, I'd just go find a cliff... and meet the bottom of it.
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Ouch... That would suck... Yeah, at that point, what do you do? Ask the frog a few more times and become a girl?
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Senethior459 wrote:Ouch... That would suck... Yeah, at that point, what do you do? Ask the frog a few more times and become a girl?
ROFLMAO agreed xDD
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for real, very funny.
haha
I will tell my friends and see what's thier respond.
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Lol he ended up with a 0 inch penis
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