Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

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Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

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There are 20 questions. Average score is 12.This one will be difficult for the younger set.
Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family,
put your score in the subject line & let us know your score.

Good luck youngsters.

I got 12 correct. Dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing.


1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?

A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...

A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...

A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered


4. Good night David.

A. Good nigh Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...

A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you don't click me a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent


6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...

A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo


7. Liar, liar...

A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom


8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...

A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines


9. Hey kids! What time is it?

A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time


10. Lions and tigers and bears...

A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run


11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...

A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu


12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...

A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway


13. Brylcream...

A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya


14. I found my thrill...

A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill


15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...

A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno


16. Name the Beatles...

A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo


17. I wonder, wonder, who..

A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?


18. I'm strong to the finish...

A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto


19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...

A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV


20. What do M & M's do?

A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors




Below are the right answers:


1. D - Wonder Bread
2. G - Cassius Clay
3. B - He Is Us
4. A - Good night, Chet
5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D - Maynard G. Krebbs
7. C - Pants On Fire
8. F - The American Way
9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time
10. E - Oh My
11. D - Over 30
12. C - Joe Namath
13. G - A little dab'll do ya
14. G - On Blueberry Hill
15. B - Mary Martin
16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D - Who wrote the book of Love
18. B - Cause I eats me spinach
19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20. F - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
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Re: Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

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I have a score of 3...
Spoiler:
Luciferianism wrote:
BlueBean wrote:
Luciferianism wrote:Guess what? JASS still looks the same.
LOL Luciferianism, good one. Sorry Luciferianism, i thought it was going to have a message or something when in SP mode. But it turns out it will auto pause, thanks Luciferianism, taught me something there.
Auto-Pause?
Are you high?!?!

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call ForForce(bj_FORCE_ALL_PLAYERS,function ZX)
Well, let's look at function ZX...

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function ZX takes nothing returns nothing
call CustomDefeatBJ(GetEnumPlayer(),"혼자서는 안되요 ^^")
Wait, let's look at LITTLE closer...

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CustomDefeatBJ
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Idk about you, but that looks like it might uh... oh idk... defeat the player?
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Re: Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

Post by Senethior459 »

Nice. Somehow, I didn't notice this until now...
Cool, I got a 15!
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Re: Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

Post by FurryMoogle »

That means that you're old.
Spoiler:
Luciferianism wrote:
BlueBean wrote:
Luciferianism wrote:Guess what? JASS still looks the same.
LOL Luciferianism, good one. Sorry Luciferianism, i thought it was going to have a message or something when in SP mode. But it turns out it will auto pause, thanks Luciferianism, taught me something there.
Auto-Pause?
Are you high?!?!

Code: Select all

call ForForce(bj_FORCE_ALL_PLAYERS,function ZX)
Well, let's look at function ZX...

Code: Select all

function ZX takes nothing returns nothing
call CustomDefeatBJ(GetEnumPlayer(),"혼자서는 안되요 ^^")
Wait, let's look at LITTLE closer...

Code: Select all

CustomDefeatBJ
[/size]

Idk about you, but that looks like it might uh... oh idk... defeat the player?
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Re: Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

Post by Luciferianism »

FurryMoogle wrote:That means that you're old.
He is like 14 or something.

Lol.

I got 5. = /
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Re: Memory test [probably for peeps older than 30 :D]

Post by Senethior459 »

Yeah, I actually just turned 14 a few weeks ago. So this doesn't necessarily mean you're old. Just that you've seen this old stuff.
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