German telephone "joke"

[Bushido]

Sorry, only for germans..
http://mastersteve.ma.ohost.de/mp3s/Willi.MP3
I'll post a english "subtitle" soon..

[houston]

There are two Perosns:
Caller (Q) and Called (A):
Q: Hello?
A: Yes, Wendeler? <- familyname of the Called
Q: Good Evening.
A: Who is there?
Q: Is the Hans da? <-- he ist asking for another person
A: Who is there?
Q: Who are you?
A: You are wrong connected.
Q: Who is there, please?
A: W-E-N-D-E-L-E-R. <-- Dictated, so the caller is able to understand it better
Q: Give me the Hans!
A: What, please?
Q: Ey, hear me, i calling so often, and you say me he (Hans) is not there!
I will get money from him, and this is the 10. time!
A: You are wrong connected!
Q: Shutup! <-- Like: Shutup (fucking asshole)
A: Wanker! <-- Or motherfucker or tosser. someone who faps all time
Q: I want my Money!!
*click clack*


The translation

PS: It is a joke, the caller is a recorded voice, the called is a true person.