Those are standard tests used in the US to check whether a boy is a pedophile pervert or not.
(Taken from the a Klinik in New York (513 West 166th Street) for sexual abnormality.)
While doing them you should also wear an erection measurement tool like this:
I first thought I might should add some X-RATED to the title, but since this is designed to test 11-17 year old
boys it should be fine. (And since I only care about German law... we're not that prude )
First of all you have to hear this one:
http://www.scireview.de/audio1.mp3 (You're allowed to get an erection without being a pervert.)
Then this one:
http://www.scireview.de/audio2.mp3 (If the erection measurement tool reaches 30% you're a pervert!)
source (german): http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/artikel/5/5865/1.html
America is sick, really!
Those are kids -.-"
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Omfg audio1 IS ROFL
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WTF!!!!
that's like uber hardcore... wtf? xD
I don't know why but that shit turned me on... It was better than my first time... damn that was nice!
ähem... I mean... just because my first name is Michel and my last name Jackson doesn't mean anything...
sry about that O.o...
hrmm... small kids... hrhrhr
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that's like uber hardcore... wtf? xD
I don't know why but that shit turned me on... It was better than my first time... damn that was nice!
ähem... I mean... just because my first name is Michel and my last name Jackson doesn't mean anything...
sry about that O.o...
hrmm... small kids... hrhrhr
Kalle
PS: Don't mind me jerking on ur kids
PPS: I am JOKING!!!!
PPPS: SERIOUSLY... I AM JOKING!
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Kalle is a pedophile !
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Lmao, I was limp as a wet noodle on both of those.
The first one would have been better if it had a woman talking or something. Maybe a few moaning noises idk. But I didn't even get a half staff not even a quarter staff lol.
The second one... wow... that is just sick
The first one would have been better if it had a woman talking or something. Maybe a few moaning noises idk. But I didn't even get a half staff not even a quarter staff lol.
The second one... wow... that is just sick
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I don't want a pedophile lurking around.. ><
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I'm a little scared too... Not just that some people are messed up that way, but that America is in such a sad state of affairs that needed to make a test to see if kids are peds. You know something is messed up when we need something like this... Makes me sad to live here, in a way. But, point of pride here, we invented a test, when no other countries thought they needed it! Now we have the test, and they don't! Now they'll come groveling... err... Damn. Nope. Nothing to be proud of here. Never mind...
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Its weird when that guy says penis...
I did not get affected by both of them
I agree
I did not get affected by both of them
Durchdringen wrote: The first one would have been better if it had a woman talking or something. Maybe a few moaning noises idk.
I agree
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"She begins to touch YOUR penis."
Funny...I didn't feel anything
Funny...I didn't feel anything
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Audio 2 is just stupid
Audio 1 i started to get a stiff.. xD
Audio 1 i started to get a stiff.. xD