The sence of freshness (BAD LANGUAGE)

[zzyzxroad]

A new supermarket opened in Scarborough. It has an automatic
water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on,

you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you
Experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
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In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled
Steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle,
And the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh
Baked bread & cookies.

I don't don't click me toilet paper there any more.

[Durchdringen]

lol, thats pretty good.

A Lesbian couple and a Gay couple were racing from California to New York to see which could get there the fastest.

The Lesbian couple won.

Why?

Because the Lesbain couple was going Lickity Split, while the Gay couple was poke-assin around.

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I heard this one from one of my co-workers that heard it from a 70 yr old drunk lady in bar lol.

***Explicit Language Warning!***

It's a riddle.

I have a rooster.

You have a donkey.

Your donkey bit off both feet from my rooster and ate them.

What do you have?

2 feet of my cock in your ass.

[Dekar]

I like the second one Durch
Somehow I didn't understand the first one, you might explain it... or not, I don't really care

[Durchdringen]

lol, well I'll explain the first one for you for it to make better sense.

However, I gotta make it graphic so you can get the picture and for it to make sense


Lesbians split their legs open so that the other can lick the "private" area so therefore we get Lickity Split.

"Gay" meaning males usually perform anally so therefore we get Poke-Assin Around.


Here in America the term "Lickity Split" means fast and "Poke-Assin Around" means slow.

[Dekar]

Kay, only needed the last sentence
Thanks man!