Sometimes I don't understand shit from what they are saying

Havin' the same problem with English from time to time -.-
Like when I was watching Heroes with Kalle... How should I know what bff means?
What a gay shortcut! -.- (bff = best friends forever)
But hey, Kalle is my private translator

And all those actors who can't open their mouth and speak proper English,
I really have to say that the Indian-English speaking guy (Mohinda) is one of
the easiest understandable ones!
Languages suck somehow, don't they?
Since this topic is some kind of fun topic I hope it isn't that bad to go a bit off topic...
Anyway one thing I have to post nearly topic related:
Why the ... have you killed your XBOX? Couldn't you just send it to me?
I would have even paid for the shipping costs!