So, me and my sister played chess online

[Bartimaeus]

If you didn't look at the picture, you can see that I, (white), checkmated her without having her take down a single one of my guys or me one of her's, and won in 13 turns.

[UndeadxAssassin]

I'd like to point out a few things.

One: You said "If you didn't look at the picture, you can see..." but if I didn't look at the picture, I wouldn't be able to see anything :O (I like to pick on you, Bart )
Two: wtf is her king doing all the way over there?! and alone?!

[Lanaya]

Two: wtf is her king doing all the way over there?! and alone?!

This :O

wtb chess matches

[Vegas]

What Bart fails to explain is his sister is only 3 years old.



hehehe JK

[UndeadxAssassin]

Wow. Upon closer observation, she only moved two pawns, a bishop, and her king the rest of the game. It's not even a win to be proud of, Bart . Sorry ^^. But, uh, interesting strategy she has..

[Bartimaeus]

What happened basically, is that I moved a pawn forward two spaces in the beginning to let an opening for my bishop, she moved a pawn in such a way that I could simply put her in check. I pretty much had her in check nearly every move afterwards, but she failed to ever do anything that would help her out in any way when I didn't.

Actually, she's older than me by a few years.

[Vegas]

OMG, you're a newborn baby?



uhh...JK

[Bartimaeus]

HURRLARIOS!!1!!!! OMG WTF TAHT WAS SOME WAL MAED HUMOR SO HERES MAH ATEMPT AT DONG SOMETHNG LIEK U!1!1!!!! OMG LOL

[UndeadxAssassin]

This is an English only forum, Bart. I must ask you to stop with the gibberish or face the wrath of my warn-hammer >:-D.

[owner123]

Lol