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Post by **weirdone2** » July 30th, 2007, 2:25 am

Well rules are simple continue the story. So anyway since I just got done with harry potter i'll use it to start us off. >:O

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests...

Post by **Dekar** » July 30th, 2007, 3:35 am

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests...
One of them started wielding his wand when suddenly an U.F.O. crashed lightning fast and out of nowhere directly into him, leaving only a bloody mist and his left shoe...

Xantan · Post by **Xantan** » July 30th, 2007, 4:07 am

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests...
One of them started wielding his wand when suddenly an U.F.O. crashed lightning fast and out of nowhere directly into him, leaving only a bloody mist and his left shoe...
The remaining of the two men, the one without any hair, decided that he would destroy this UFO after throwing the shoe off a cliff as it had ruined his duel...

Post by **weirdone2** » July 30th, 2007, 4:21 am

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests.One of them started wielding his wand when suddenly an U.F.O. crashed lightning fast and out of nowhere directly into him, leaving only a bloody mist and his left shoe.The remaining of the two men, the one without any hair, decided that he would destroy this UFO after throwing the shoe off a cliff as it had ruined his duel...
He readyed his big blue wand and began chanting, but just as he was about to destroy the U.F.O. a ice cream truck past him, and being the icream lover that he was he immediately...

GhettoChild · Post by **GhettoChild** » July 30th, 2007, 4:31 am

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow, moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed at each other's chests.One of them started wielding his wand when suddenly an U.F.O. crashed lightning fast and out of nowhere directly into him, leaving only a bloody mist and his left shoe.The remaining of the two men, the one without any hair, decided that he would destroy this UFO after throwing the shoe off a cliff as it had ruined his duel...
He readyed his big blue wand and began chanting, but just as he was about to destroy the U.F.O. a ice cream truck past him, and being the icream lover that he was he immediately...

Yells at the top of his lungs to get the deaf police mans attention (he was lurking in the bushes). In that same insance he sees a paralyzed donkey walk by? Soon after that, out of thin air he busts out his wand and makes a pond. He grabs the fishs and holds them under water till he drowns them all... If you don't belive this is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

backspaceoneone · Post by **backspaceoneone** » July 30th, 2007, 5:13 am

Yells at the top of his lungs to get the deaf police mans attention (he was lurking in the bushes). In that same insance he sees a paralyzed donkey walk by? Soon after that, out of thin air he busts out his wand and makes a pond. He grabs the fishs and holds them under water till he drowns them all... If you don't belive this is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.

The dead fish then turned into the undead. The blind policeman was baffled at this spectacle and called for the deaf policeman to investigate. But just then a giant balloon full of puppies flew by, rendering the blind policeman quite stunned. Then the wizard that was hit by the UFO suddenly woke up and realised it was the other guy who got hit. But then he got a great thirst for some..

Sir-Tanks · Post by **Sir-Tanks** » July 30th, 2007, 8:25 am

The dead fish then turned into the undead. The blind policeman was baffled at this spectacle and called for the deaf policeman to investigate. But just then a giant balloon full of puppies flew by, rendering the blind policeman quite stunned. Then the wizard that was hit by the UFO suddenly woke up and realised it was the other guy who got hit. But then he got a great thirst for some..

blood so he went on a crazy killing spree to quench his thirst. But the more he killed the more he wanted blood. Soon the deaf policeman found out who it was and...

Post by **weirdone2** » July 30th, 2007, 1:34 pm

The dead fish then turned into the undead. The blind policeman was baffled at this spectacle and called for the deaf policeman to investigate. But just then a giant balloon full of puppies flew by, rendering the blind policeman quite stunned. Then the wizard that was hit by the UFO suddenly woke up and realised it was the other guy who got hit. But then he got a great thirst for some blood so he went on a crazy killing spree to quench his thirst. But the more he killed the more he wanted blood. Soon the deaf policeman found out who it was and...

asked the chief of police to stop because if he kept going that would make the police look...

Post by **colmo** » August 5th, 2007, 2:54 am

The dead fish then turned into the undead. The blind policeman was baffled at this spectacle and called for the deaf policeman to investigate. But just then a giant balloon full of puppies flew by, rendering the blind policeman quite stunned. Then the wizard that was hit by the UFO suddenly woke up and realised it was the other guy who got hit. But then he got a great thirst for some blood so he went on a crazy killing spree to quench his thirst. But the more he killed the more he wanted blood. Soon the deaf policeman found out who it was and...

asked the chief of police to stop because if he kept going that would make the police look...

Like Baby Eating Cannibals ,but then the not UFO-struck Wizard Turned into an Alien and......

Bartimaeus² · Post by **Bartimaeus²** » August 7th, 2007, 3:46 am

colmo wrote:The dead fish then turned into the undead. The blind policeman was baffled at this spectacle and called for the deaf policeman to investigate. But just then a giant balloon full of puppies flew by, rendering the blind policeman quite stunned. Then the wizard that was hit by the UFO suddenly woke up and realised it was the other guy who got hit. But then he got a great thirst for some blood so he went on a crazy killing spree to quench his thirst. But the more he killed the more he wanted blood. Soon the deaf policeman found out who it was and...

asked the chief of police to stop because if he kept going that would make the police look...

Like Baby Eating Cannibals ,but then the not UFO-struck Wizard Turned into an Alien and......

Spit out big giant slimy thugs...

(Edit) I MEANT SLUGS LOL, or is it snails? I can't remember.

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