Worlds Best Firewall

[Bl00D R3av3r]

1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x 100,000,000 x 2.25)/5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 byte/second = 1,6875 Тerabyte/sec

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,5 terabyte per second,
and only lets through one(!) data package, thereby being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this only small data package that it lets through,
hangs the system for the whole of 9 months!

[UndeadxAssassin]

Well if you don't mention all of the stuff that goes on every month when nothing leaks through...

[Senethior459]

A firewall that good is worth no amount of money. Instead, it requires a blood ritual. And it's no one-time fee; like most firewalls, it's a monthly subscription.

[UndeadxAssassin]

But, unlike most firewalls, it gives you 9 months of free service if something passes through!

[Lanaya]

But, unlike most firewalls, it gives you 9 months of free service if something passes through!

Yeah, and in 13 years it'll turn into a virus and use up all your money.

[Halo000]

but u can stop this from happening if you have a antivirus

[arjaycob]

My firewall is just a trial version, I need to find a full version I think


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