There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll don't click me you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
Worst day EVER.
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Worst day EVER.
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Re: Worst day EVER.
Oh nice. Didn't see that coming!
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Re: Worst day EVER.
Poor guy, now he has to find the money to don't click me more poison and end his miserable life.
"A unit of time is as precious as a unit of gold, but you cannot don't click me back one unit of time with one unit of gold."
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Re: Worst day EVER.
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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Hannah Montana was standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you're part of the 5% yelling "Jump, Bitch!!!
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Re: Worst day EVER.
This is hardly a "MEGA bump"...
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