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Comebacks/Single liners

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I'll post some of the ones I know.

1. Bart, you're so repulsive, even the girls from 2girls1cup find you disgusting.
2. Bart, you're so far in your closet, you can see Narnia.
3. Bart, you get more anal than an OCD patient.
4. Bart, you receive more cock than a rooster farmer.


Now, it's your turn!
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Small Sized Duck wrote:I'll post some of the ones I know.

1. Bart, you're so repulsive, even the girls from 2girls1cup find you disgusting.
2. Bart, you're so far in your closet, you can see Narnia.
3. Bart, you get more anal than an OCD patient.
4. Bart, you receive more cock than a rooster farmer.


Now, it's your turn!
I thought #2 was pretty good, :D
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Bartimaeus wrote:
Small Sized Duck wrote:I'll post some of the ones I know.

1. Bart, you're so repulsive, even the girls from 2girls1cup find you disgusting.
2. Bart, you're so far in your closet, you can see Narnia.
3. Bart, you get more anal than an OCD patient.
4. Bart, you receive more cock than a rooster farmer.


Now, it's your turn!
I thought #2 was pretty good, :D
Because it's true. Please Bart, come out, Narnia doesn't want you either.
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Small Sized Duck wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Small Sized Duck wrote:I'll post some of the ones I know.

1. Bart, you're so repulsive, even the girls from 2girls1cup find you disgusting.
2. Bart, you're so far in your closet, you can see Narnia.
3. Bart, you get more anal than an OCD patient.
4. Bart, you receive more cock than a rooster farmer.


Now, it's your turn!
I thought #2 was pretty good, :D
Because it's true. Please Bart, come out, Narnia doesn't want you either.
Awwwwz. Poor Barty :(
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I'm terrible with come backs. I have none to start with. I kinda liked the first one.
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