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Ozzapoo
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World Survey

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Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
> asked was:-
>
> "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
> shortage in the rest of the world?"
>
> The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
>
> In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
>
> In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
>
> In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
>
> In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
>
> In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
>
> In Latin America they didn't know what "please" meant.
>
> In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
>
> In Australia they hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian
> accent.
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Madara
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Re: World Survey

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Hahahahha the whole world has some parts of the survey they dont understand
Spoiler:
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(06:05:54) Bartimaeus: >>
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(06:06:31) Bartimaeus: Oh.
(06:06:35) Bartimaeus: lol
(06:06:43) Madara: So should i say something dramatic
(06:06:48) Madara: or what satisfies u ?
(06:06:48) Bartimaeus: Nope.
(06:06:50) Bartimaeus: Because nobody cares.
(06:06:52) Bartimaeus: :3
(06:06:57) UndeadxAssassin: What a let down
(06:06:58) UndeadxAssassin: I'm leaving.