Clever Girl [joke]

[Vegas]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he
> noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders
> hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
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> The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet.
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> The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
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> The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice
> fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
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> 'Thanks,' the girl replied.
> The firefighter looked a little closer..
> The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's
> testicles.
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> 'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to
> run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
> think you could go faster. '
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> The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I
> wouldn't have a siren.'

[Bartimaeus]

Horrible, lol

[Small Sized Duck]

Ouch. Poor cat.

[UndeadxAssassin]

. Poor cat...

[Madara]

I don't really like cats but that's brutal... Then again its hilarious

[Risen]

Vegas.. where do you get these? I never hear of any of your jokes IRL / Internet.

[ilovepie]

animal brutality. :O

kill the girl

jk.

put her in juvi and let her rot with the rest of societies scum. that horrible little invalid