Old Butch [joke]

[Vegas]

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called
'pullets,'

and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.


He kept records, and any rooster not performing

went into the soup pot and was replaced.


This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells

and attached them to his roosters.


Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a
distance,

which rooster was performing.


Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an
efficiency report

by just listening to the bells.


John's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine
specimen,

but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung
at all!


When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters
were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters
coming, could run for cover.


To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his
beak, so it couldn't ring.


He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the
Renfrew County Fair

and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.


The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the
No Bell Piece Prize

but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out

how to win two of the most highly coveted awards

on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
populace

and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.


Vote carefully this year,

the bells are not always audible.

[UndeadxAssassin]

I'm pretty sure I read this before...


Yep. I did. Last year o_o.

http://forum.wc3edit.net/post54479.html?hilit=old butch#p54479

[Vegas]

Hmm. I also had a feeling I posted this before.


I thought maybe it was deja-view


LMAO!!!

[UndeadxAssassin]

I thought maybe it was deja-view

Rofl.