Happy Birthday Bartimaeus!!

[Risen]

Everybody! It's Bartimaeus's BIRTHDAY! Let's all wish him a happy b-day!

Happy birthday Bartimaeus! Hope you have a great party!

[Kryptonyte]

Bart doesn't age. He is a time-less being that is here to corrupt the minds of everyone around him.

[Senethior459]

Happy birthday, Bart! Even though it's not appearing on the front page...

[Vegas]

Happy Brthday man. Have a good one today.

[gudluck01]

Happy Birthday sir ^^ more bday's to come *cheers*

[Bartimaeus]

Well, um, thanks, everyone...

But you're all retards. My birthday is on May 15th. What calender are you guys using, anyways?

(edit) I don't even have my birthday written in...how could you guys even know? (edit again) I guess I DO have it written in...but not my age, XD.

Well, it was April's Fools Day yesterday...so maybe that's why he posted it..?

Also, we have a thread for this,

(edit) You guys all got completely owned by Risen,

(edit) Ozzapoo, way to delete your post,

[gudluck01]

Happy birthday, Bart! Even though it's not appearing on the front page...

now we know why!!!hahahah

[Senethior459]

Ah. I figured that Risen knew something that we didn't.

Well, it was April's Fools Day yesterday...so maybe that's why he posted it..?

He posted it on April 2nd. April Fools' Day is the 1st.

[Bartimaeus]

Ah. I figured that Risen knew something that we didn't.

Well, it was April's Fools Day yesterday...so maybe that's why he posted it..?

He posted it on April 2nd. April Fools' Day is the 1st.

lol

lol

lol

Seriously, look at what quoted.

[Senethior459]

Bart, you posted that today, the third.
[edit] Wait, you're in California, right? We're both right! You're three hours behind me, so you posted on April 2nd saying April Fools' Day is yesterday, but for me, three hours ahead of you, your post was made today, the third!