King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[UndeadxAssassin]

Still Undead!

Backstabs Krypto while he's basking in his glory.

My hill.

[Kryptonyte]

Stumbles down the hill. (From the stab)
Gets up, runs up the hill and shoots kicks UndeadxAssassin down the other side of the hill.
"It was just a flesh wound... MY HILL"

[UndeadxAssassin]

Least you didn't lose a limb!

"Undeath has its benefits!"

I use chloroform to knock you out, then bring you to a skyscraper I found somewhere and defenestrate you! (W00T!)

I run back to My Hill!

[Kryptonyte]

However, it turns out I'm God, and I wake up while I'm falling.
As UndeadxAssassin leaves the room, I teleport there, and banish UndeadxAssassin
to another dimension. I teleport back to the hill, and claim it as my own.

[cursedneko]

neko shapeshifts into a giant turtle, eats the entire hill from under you, and hides in shell. MY HILL

[Ozzapoo]

I eat the hill. No more hills.

[Senethior459]

I force laxatives into you.
There's a hill again!
My hill. (Note that I am now merely hiding nearby to claim possession, I'm not actually on the hill, not after what just happened!)

[wc3noob]

i find you and then rip your skin off then and you in lemon juice then it's my hill and it's impossible to get me of or kill me or take it.... =P

[Senethior459]

I hire some ninjas to take you out. Due to their amazing ninja-skillz, they find and kill you.
My hill.

[wc3noob]

i nuke the hill so its not there anymore then i make a pile of dirt and claim it my hill and then i put it in a box and send it to space to land in a black-hole. i win


senethior your ninjas can't find me when its impossible >.<