Few joke.**

[No-sense]

Before i start my joke , i apologize i use translator to translate from Chinese to English , so if they is anything you don't understand than sorry .

[Funny inspiration]
1.Traffic accidents, and many onlookers, a journalist not make it in, a burst of inspiration, he shouted: I am a son of the injured, please let please let! Sure enough, the onlookers get out of a road, that reporter a look at the past, crushed to death is a pig!

[Miss Universe's last Question]
2. Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.


Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........


[????]
3.High school, bought a computer at home, found a computer entry in this book learn computer, know the "exe" file is "executable" acronym, "bmp" file is a "bitmap" of the acronym, "bat" files are "batch" acronym. Later, a classmate, come my home computer to copy a few files, since quite a long period of time, and I think that "jpg" file is "japanese girl" the initials ... ...


I will plus a * if it's renewed.

[Small Sized Duck]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fail

[Raamen]

Fail?

[Lanaya]

translation is bad

[Death.Essence]

I actually laughed IRL, 'cause I know so many people who speak like this when they're trying to speak English.

Mm... Translation is bad, but I kinda get it.

[TheDarkKnight]

cannot understand le

[Hobbeskiller]

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Fail

Agreed

[No-sense]

If you feel the joke not funny , just ignore it . I don't care .

[milk_boi]

Yo mama jokes, Yo mum is always there for you, because shes so fat, shes everywhere.

[Hillo]

Yo mama jokes, Yo mum is always there for you, because shes so fat, shes everywhere.

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