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Fail by Microsoft

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http://www.microsoft.com/businessproduc ... fault.mspx
http://www.microsoft.com/poland/busines ... fault.mspx

English and Polish sites. Spot the differences!
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xkiska wrote:BARTIMEAUS is more understandable then u
Senethior459 wrote:Wow, Dream Theatre reminds me of Dragonforce, but with real skill.
Ozzapoo wrote:We laughed, we cried. Trashed.
FatherSpace: You don't find smart chicks hawt?
GeorgeMots: not anymore, im fed up with that kind of girls
FatherSpace: lol
FatherSpace: What happened?
GeorgeMots: most smart girls find out that i date/do/see other girls....
FatherSpace: ...
FatherSpace: So monogamy is your enemy?
Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
GeorgeMots: how old is she?
Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
UndeadxAssassin: wut
AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
Bartimaeus: Nope.
UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
GeorgeMots: is she cute??
Bartimaeus: So, uh, how about you get into the Christmas spirit and put that avatar on before I do it myself and take away your bloody avatar-changin' rights?
UndeadxAssassin: If I thought of a random one...
UndeadxAssassin: Like....
UndeadxAssassin: I'll get back to you on that
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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LOL. omg haha nice photoshop
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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lol i guess the polish dont like the colored.
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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Well, there's eight buttons in the orange coloring instead of six like in the English, and one of the buttons goes beyond it's borders, and the letter looks like it's been cut a little. The orange button in the middle of screen also has it's learn more button below the orange because the text above it is so long that it actually also goes out of the borders...Also, the English version's main window is a little bit longer by width, which is weird, considering there's less words than the Polish, so you'd expect the opposite.

(edit) Oh, and the text in the English version under Microsoft is bolded, whereas the version in Polish is not.
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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LOL they changed the poland site, now its the same.
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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They must be reading wc3edit.net and saw this so they made it same....
ImageClick here to feed me a Dragon! Image Click here to feed me Some Blood!
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i quit on this goal
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   *     (         
(  `    )\ )   (   
)\))(  (()/( ( )\ 
((_)()\  /(_)))((_)
(_()((_)(_)) ((_)_ 
|  \/  ||_ _| | _ )
| |\/| | | |  | _ \
|_|  |_||___| |___/

.------..------..------.
|M.--. ||I.--. ||B.--. |
| (\/) || (\/) || :(): |
| :\/: || :\/: || ()() |
| '--'M|| '--'I|| '--'B|
`------'`------'`------'  Made by Black-Hole
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-10317763-56.html
Spoiler:
xkiska wrote:BARTIMEAUS is more understandable then u
Senethior459 wrote:Wow, Dream Theatre reminds me of Dragonforce, but with real skill.
Ozzapoo wrote:We laughed, we cried. Trashed.
FatherSpace: You don't find smart chicks hawt?
GeorgeMots: not anymore, im fed up with that kind of girls
FatherSpace: lol
FatherSpace: What happened?
GeorgeMots: most smart girls find out that i date/do/see other girls....
FatherSpace: ...
FatherSpace: So monogamy is your enemy?
Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
GeorgeMots: how old is she?
Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
UndeadxAssassin: wut
AbusivePie: You don't know how old your sister is?
Bartimaeus: Nope.
UndeadxAssassin: Epic fail
GeorgeMots: is she cute??
Bartimaeus: So, uh, how about you get into the Christmas spirit and put that avatar on before I do it myself and take away your bloody avatar-changin' rights?
UndeadxAssassin: If I thought of a random one...
UndeadxAssassin: Like....
UndeadxAssassin: I'll get back to you on that
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Re: Fail by Microsoft

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Epic fail.......
ImageClick here to feed me a Dragon! Image Click here to feed me Some Blood!
Fullfilled requests: 6 im gonna reach 50 one day
i quit on this goal
Spoiler:

Code: Select all

   *     (         
(  `    )\ )   (   
)\))(  (()/( ( )\ 
((_)()\  /(_)))((_)
(_()((_)(_)) ((_)_ 
|  \/  ||_ _| | _ )
| |\/| | | |  | _ \
|_|  |_||___| |___/

.------..------..------.
|M.--. ||I.--. ||B.--. |
| (\/) || (\/) || :(): |
| :\/: || :\/: || ()() |
| '--'M|| '--'I|| '--'B|
`------'`------'`------'  Made by Black-Hole
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