Let's make a story.

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Let's make a story.

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One sentence for everyone.

Once upon a time lived a turtle and a dragon.
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They lived in a castle made of bacon, and cheese.
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Which Slickslime came and ate everyday!
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But the dragon was very lonely and could never meet a girl, on the otherhand the turtle was an uber player.
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The dragon grew envious of the turtle's obvious superiority.
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FatherSpace: What happened?
GeorgeMots: most smart girls find out that i date/do/see other girls....
FatherSpace: ...
FatherSpace: So monogamy is your enemy?
Bartimaeus: Hmm, well, I hope my sister hasn't been kidnapped.
FatherSpace: What happened, Bart?
Bartimaeus: She walked out of the house saying that she was going over to some friends, and it's been like two hours, and my mom is trying to get a hold of her, which she's been unable to.
Bartimaeus: I can also hear three car alarms going off.
GeorgeMots: how old is she?
Bartimaeus: I haven't a clue. Probably 17.
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The dragon thought of many ways to kill the turtle, including making turtle soup but the dragon could never kill the turtle because he was a panzie.
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And one day the turtle killed the dragon.
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And butt raped his dead body.
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this story just failed.

The turtle became old and gray and soon no girl would want to be near him so he shot himself.
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The turtle missed with the shot and found out the dragon never actually died.
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