Grant a Wish!

[Small Sized Duck]

Wish granted. Bart makes you a cheater but Krypt gives you a test and you fail it.
You lose cheater . GG.

I wish i was unbanned!

[qweasd011]

Wish Granted, Dekar unbanned you but you've become a New comer

I wish i succed the test

[HolyRogue]

wish granted, but you find out it was just a practice

i wish i was indestructable

[Ghost4942]

Wish granted, but you lost control of being indestructible after some demon cast a horrible spell on you that made you destructible, and, so, very vulnerable to his attacks lol.

[Enishiyuki22]

Wish granted wait you didn't ask for a wish so cats get you.

I wish i could fart and burp at the same time.

[Hellrizer612]

Wish Granted, but you eat your fart while burping and die
I wish I could fly

[Bartimaeus]

Wish Granted, but you eat your fart while burping and die
I wish I could fly

Sure, no problem. You start flying; it's beautiful...a once in a lifetime experience, even. Indeed, for you forgot to continue flying, and you continue gawking at the sky without realizing you're falling.

Splat.

I wish the heat was gone and was replaced with cold.

[Hellrizer612]

Wish Granted, but it gets so cold you freeze, and get thawed out 1000 years into the future and the citizens castrate you
I wish you would stop deleting my posts

[GeorgeMots]

I wish you commenting everthing and everyone!

[xkiska]

Here, let's restart. It got out of hand... This is a game people, not a chatting room.

I wish for someone else to wish something.