9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal,
where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote
because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good
is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would
you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna
Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to
the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did
ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never
been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before
it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone
ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came
would I be standing here, dumbass?
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8)

10. Are we there, yet?
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Bartimaeus wrote:10. Are we there, yet?
How about now?
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Senethior459 wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:10. Are we there, yet?
How about now?
Now?
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We must be there now!
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Senethior459 wrote:We must be there now!
When are we gonna be theeeeere?
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Bartimaeus wrote:
Senethior459 wrote:We must be there now!
When are we gonna be theeeeere?
If we were there we wouldn't be having this conversation!
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ILikeHacking wrote:
Bartimaeus wrote:
Senethior459 wrote:We must be there now!
When are we gonna be theeeeere?
If we were there we wouldn't be having this conversation!
Okay, I guess that makes sense. Kind of.

...so, are we there yet? 'Cause you didn't say.
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Yaaaaaaay!

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