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I found this post on dota-allstars forums, which is written by WhySoSerious.

The things he said is quite true, but somehow I found it so funny.

ANyone here play garena ladder too?
Garena ladder is not much different from other rooms excepts you need 5-60 mins to get inside full rooms.

One more difference, the people there like to stack levels especially for sentinels. Be mentally prepared when joining ladder rooms alone.

Preview of ladder room:
Sentinel
-Host(Level 33) Skill: has a 80% chance to pp/drophack when losing
-Host's friend(Level 25) Skill: talk rubbish inside games and keep saying noobs to all oppo who feeds to make them leave
-Host's friend's friend(Level 18) Skill: Encourage host to pp when losing. Increases chance of pp by 10%
-Host's friend's friend's friend(Level 3) Skill: Feeding enemy since he is noob and giving excuse everytime he dies.
-Some random guy with high level(Level>10) Skill: Random

Scourge
-You
-Newb (Level 1) Skill: Being bullied even by his teammates)
-Noob (Level 2) Skill: Keep trash-talking the newb for not feeding while he himself constantly feeds)
-Pessimist loser (Level 4) Skill: GG! Loser has left the game.
-Reporter (Level 3) Skill: Command Aura. Although he thinks he is better than the others in your team including you, his job is only giving report about the most recent news and ordering you obvious things like "b","dont feed","go","tell miss please".
In fact this guy is the next in the line of being useful after the 'Pessimist Loser', after accounting his leaver items though.

In the end, the game will ended in 2v5 (you with the newb).

This should be your ladder statistics would like after playing for a week:
Wins: 5 | Losses: 23 | Disconnects: 32

I hope I gave you some thoughts about ladder room before you really waste your precious life time trying to break into ladder room.
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Happens to me all the time... thats why i quit garena.
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I think Garena's moderators are kinda stupid. (sorry for saying that.)
I have been hacking and cheating all these few months and get myself a high rank.
No one reports me yet.
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I will also give up garena ladder game after this season.
Being top tank in ladder game proves nothing except that you are a lifeless hacker.

lol
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I also feel garena moderator stupid . Now my ladder level 23 8) , but just because of use ladder kick :lol:
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In my opinion this happens because one can join without a cdkey. Its all abuse abuse, plus im pretty sure that even the mods dont play fair on their own games.

Months ago i remember when we where posting the dota betas, and they where copying the exact topic from here and posted them there as their own.
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No you wrong , as their brain just thinking about "promoting" . :D
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No offence but garena mods are retarded in a good way i did played on garena a few months i think i had level 15 or so (dunno exactly since i forgot both my pass and acc) :lol: anyways i hacked til i got level 36 i posted on they're forums then madness happens

Me:(random shit i said)Nope he didnt saw that coming xD

(mod noticed my level)

Mod (level 24):Hey(whatever my acc name was) how'd you got such a high level?

Me: Im good?

Mod:Can you help me train?
^
OMFG ^

Instead of doing research bout hows my level bigger than his he asked me to help him omg i quit garena shortly after that.

oh y and i dont really think that was a mod yea he had that mod thinghy but omg? probably a kid that hacked
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the top rank 1 player (singaporean) is using a collided map.
All games he picked puck (which allow him to one hit kill the frozen throne)
if the puck was picked by enemy first, he will pick venom. (another hero that can one hit kill)
All his game can be end in less than 10 mins. Now someone has noticed about that. But still his recent game can be ended in less then 20 mins.

and since singapore room can't play a collided map, he goes to vietnam to play with those noobs. They barely even know English how would they even possibly know how to upload a replay and report him?

lol

And those moderators are slow. If I were a moderator this kind of hacker was already banned.
Bonestomp wrote:No offence but garena mods are retarded in a good way i did played on garena a few months i think i had level 15 or so (dunno exactly since i forgot both my pass and acc) :lol: anyways i hacked til i got level 36 i posted on they're forums then madness happens

Me:(random shit i said)Nope he didnt saw that coming xD

(mod noticed my level)

Mod (level 24):Hey(whatever my acc name was) how'd you got such a high level?

Me: Im good?

Mod:Can you help me train?
^
OMFG ^

Instead of doing research bout hows my level bigger than his he asked me to help him omg i quit garena shortly after that.

oh y and i dont really think that was a mod yea he had that mod thinghy but omg? probably a kid that hacked
didn't u say the mod was level 24? How your level is "bigger" than his?
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didn't u say the mod was level 24? How your level is "bigger" than his?

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i hacked til i got level 36
That what he say.
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Y i hacked til lvl 36 but im still shocked how mods can dp such things.....ask "normal" players to lvl em up?

lol that's weird
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